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Do you wanna know how is it like to have a fp?

Okay. I’m going to explain how is it like to depend on someone. I’m going to tell you that this is the most fucked up thing in life that could happen to anyone. A fp will take you to the sky, will make you feel alive, but will also make you feel mad and suicidal. They will make you feel things you never knew you could feel. They will make you feel anxious and angry everytime they take a while to reply, they will leave you thinking they found another person to pay attention or that they don’t love you anymore. They will make you feel dead when they go out with their friends, without you. They will make you feel hate for they friends, just because their friends probably make them happy too, and you’re the only one who can make your fp happy. You’ll feel like a puppy at his door, waiting for him to come back. They will make you feel alive everytime they are with you talking to you, and paying attention exclusively to you. They will make you want to live forever. But they will also make you feel bad when they talk to someone else. Or when they play a game. Or when they get happy without you. You will feel jealous of everything. Because that’s what they make you feel. You’ll get jealous because how can they get happy with anything when you can only get happy when they are there for you? How do they let it happen? They should only feel happy and have joy when with you only. And no one and nothing else. But they’re so different from us. They don’t get us. They don’t understand our feelings. How intense they are. They don’t know how is it to depend their mood on someone. To idolize them and later thinking they are the worst person in the world. They won’t understand why you’re going to have a breakdown at 3am saying that they didn’t stayed enough with you. Or that they didn’t talk to you enough. Because the time you give to them is always going to be enough. They don’t understand why we get mad at their friends, at their things, at games they play, at everything. Because they don’t feel the same. They don’t feel the same emptiness like us. The depressive mood and emptiness you get when you remember they don’t really love you like you love them. And this. This is going to hurt you a lot. This is going to break you in half. Because nobody knows how is it to have an fp, unless you have one. And let me tell you: it’s one of the worst things in life.

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horrid realization due to the implication that smpearth is canon to dreamsmp... that makes that one clip where tommy tells the other members of business bay that another betrayal would break him absolutely miserable in hindsight

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horrid realization due to the implication that smpearth is canon to dreamsmp... that makes that one clip where tommy tells the other members of business bay that another betrayal would break him absolutely miserable in hindsight

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if y'all know anything about tommyinnit before the dream smp

you'd know that these motherfuckers

would absolutely BODY THE FUCK out of dream in a minute

business bay supremacy babey

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i used to be like “business bay join the smp to kick dream’s ass” and now im like “timedeo joins to give tommy a hug and a genuine compliment.” “wispexe tells tommy he’s a good kid and gives him a brotherly shoulder squeeze.” “lukeorsomething smiles at him.” “bitzel doesn’t immediately try to kill him.” it’s the little things.

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If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

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family keeps you warm from cold nightmares

((techno being a big brother))

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philza you have other children

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THIS MAN BRINGS ME SO MUCH FUCKING JOY

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Eret in cottagecore is the best

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my desire to be a tall guy with fluffy hair and a nice voice has never been stronger

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better get a lot of likes

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I know none of us actually expect a Netflix series, but like if it happened it would actually be The Worst. I mean first of all they’d use all kinds of loopholes to pay the original creators as little as possible, and second imagine the sheer straightwashing they would do. The Dream SMP, for better or worse, is not like other media. They would try to “fix” it and end up ruining everything that makes it unique. It would be difficult to adapt too, there’s little chance they’d be able to capture the arcs of every character and even less chance that they’d even try. I’m going to use Quackity as an example. 

What defines Quackity, first of all? He intentionally casts himself as a Mexican stereotype, but in a way that mocks the stereotype itself. He has a running bit of showing up nude and even refusing to wear armor during serious moments, being utterly blind to the sober mood of the place, offering drugs to minors, and just overall being inappropriate. Even so, he does have serious moments and a deeper character. He’s been through abusive relationships, he’s been betrayed, he’s put every fiber of his being into something only to find that he just isn’t enough multiple times, and he’s continued to be the cheerful, light-hearted comic relief.

They would break up the polycule right away, but Schlackity might just be homophobic enough to make it in. If it is, it will be done a hundred percent comedically, trivializing the problematic behavior and then give him zero development or negative effects afterward. Or, alternatively, they’ll go ahead and fetishize them because gay men are Hot Now and full-out romanticize the abuse.

They’d tone down his character just enough to make him unironically be a stereotype. He’d still use drugs and offer them to others, but he’d do so less obviously and they’d completely remove the nudity except for when it would be sexy for him to be shirtless, and once again he would be fetishized (as an exotic latino).

They would not put any effort into giving him an arc. He isn’t directly relevant to the main plot for most of the series, and they would JUMP at the chance to put someone else in the tunnel with Technoblade. Quackity would never get any of his serious moments, never be shown struggling or working for any goal other than that one time he was a corrupt politician. He’d be portrayed as a freeloader, a careless drug addict, and an idiot. An unironic and racist stereotype.

This isn’t even getting into what they’d do to Niki (swap out her frustration at being ignored and talked over by her male colleagues for heartbreak after losing Wilbur) or Will (erase all his meaningful character flaws). I know this is very pessimistic and it’s possible things wouldn’t go so badly, but I genuinely see this as the most likely scenario– a poorly done, straightwashed, two-dimensional cash-grab.

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ranboo and the infinity cake

really proud of this one i hope he knows i’d kill for him okay bye

ALSO I KNOW I GOT THE SIDES WRONG PLEASE IGNORE THAT AND LET ME LIVE

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OKAY SO HI. MY DEAR LOVELY PARTNER (red) PRESENTED A THEORY TO ME TODAY. THEY KNOW A BUNCH ABOUT PARANORMAL BS AND WENT OFF. me (green) and my other partner (blue) were just along for the ride. But they asked me to share this so share it i will!!

we might have some facts wrong but we werent really fact checking so </3

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some favorites from text chat