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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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Breaking news: 70% of tumblr users would Fuck That Old Man

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I'm trying to see if this is a me problem or if this is the normal for how people view this awful little man.

#i love him dearly #i want to pick him up and take him with me

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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"dungeon meshi is so good because its not horny" people when Falin boobily breasts a woman's skull into the floor:

#i need falin to turn me into red mist

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Blessed be the Children of Bhaal.

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life tip: whenever someone says “I know your father” always respond with “I’m sorry to hear that.” it catches them off guard but they’re always amused. another favorite is “yep, he’s a character.”

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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B.S.T - big sexy turian

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Low budget edit on what it was like watching the new episode of Game Changer before bed

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some vibes presented without elaboration