having memory issues like
friend: remember that time when you said/did this thing?
me: not at all, but that totally sounds like me
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me: going 100mph (100 mistakes per hour)
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THE BEST ONE
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Your ass is grass and I’m going to mow it
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When the person next to you on an airplane doesn’t realize you’re not their therapist.
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Puppy experiencing air conditioning for the first time
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Omg
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honestly i think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for it
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he’s so small 😻
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single and ready 2 flamingle
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when squidward move into your neighborhood
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Pinterest actually has the best ideas for vegan food! But Julep has makeup boxes every month that are 100% vegan and never tested on animals. Goodness me always has great vegan food and beauty products but they're expensive. It's always best to stick with whole foods because a lot of vegan products are heavily processed. But So Delicious has really good vegan ice cream. Again, expensive, but ice cream is essential to life so.
What kind of vegan products are you wondering about?
Literally anything food, beauty etc. :)
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“abortion is a permanent decision”
so is…having baby…..
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