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CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT ALL SNUGGLED UP NEXT TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND GET ENDLESS LOVE AND CUDDLES

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

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I still always get so annoyed when people are like “wait why do you have two fish in such a big tank!!!1! I kept my goldfish in a dirty bowl and it lived for a year! Isn’t that amazing” or my friends visit my house after a month and are like “wow how are your fish still alive what your secret?????” it’s like ummm clean water? actually caring for me pets. Like it honestly blows my mind away how much little respect people have for fish.

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good things:

- when a song makes you really happy - being physically close with your favourite person - knowing that ur loved back - a cute new purchase - having a new thing to obsess about - being excited - a new message from someone you love

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me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

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literally I am ok with being smothered in affection and soft kisses

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me: has had 2 good days in a row

my brain: It’s Time

me: for what

my brain: It’s Time

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one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

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hey look it’s your daily reminder that it costs $0 to be kind and respectful to broadway performers

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I’m pretty sure it’s physically impossible for a human to mention mitochondria without calling it the powerhouse of the cell

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dances

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OMG

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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

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yall im fucking crying i had a dream last night that aliens came to earth and they were kinda real serious like vulcans and so obviously we were all serious too trying to impress them and it was all very civil and then they saluted their leader but their salute was a fucking dab and we all lost it and nearly started a fucking war

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me before taking a personality quiz: [deep breath] remember who you are

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me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis