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ralsei-weedsmoker · 2 years
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I [<3] wEED!!!!!!!!
how many spamtons must die
he needs to answer for his crimes
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ralsei-weedsmoker · 3 years
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Fine. *Takes off my mask to reveal SPAMTON FROM [[Big Shot Autos]]!!!!
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*ANDY. ANDY YOU [[Beat the System]]. RALSEI NEVER SMOKED WEED. HE NEVER SMOKED [[Once In a Lifetime Offer]]. AND HE HATES GUNS!!!!!
*HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE FALLEN FOR MY [[Offer Ends Soon]]... DON'T YOU SEE? THIS WAS ALL AN [[ADVERTISING STRATEGY]]. I JUST WANT TO SELL WEED!!!!!!
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*AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW IT OFF THAN WITH AN INNOCENT [[Adoption Center Near You]] CHARACTER SUCH AS FLUFFY boy?
*SUCH A SWEET, LOVING [[Heartshaped Object]]. WHO COULD RESIST A LITTLE [[Specil Offer]] FROM SUCH AN ADORABLE ANIMAL? ANDY I'M A FUCKING [[Recommended by 9/10 Doctors]].
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*[[Sayonara]], SUCKERS! DONT FORGET TO BUY MY [[Fast Acting]] [[Exclusive Offer]] WEED AT [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Ralsei smokes weed you’re just a coward (affectionate)
no he doesnt
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ralsei-weedsmoker · 3 years
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Are you sure?
Ralsei smokes weed you’re just a coward (affectionate)
no he doesnt
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ralsei-weedsmoker · 3 years
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Good. 💚🥰😍
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ralsei-weedsmoker · 3 years
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What do I have to do to prove my identity to you? Besides saying I don't smoke weed of course. 🥲 I can bake you a cake! 😌
Ralsei smokes weed you’re just a coward (affectionate)
no he doesnt
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ralsei-weedsmoker · 3 years
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Wrong answer.
*I pull the trigger on you. A single water balloon ejects from the nozzle, pointed straight at the symbol on your cloak.
Ralsei smokes weed you’re just a coward (affectionate)
no he doesnt
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ralsei-weedsmoker · 3 years
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Impostor.
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Ralsei smokes weed you’re just a coward (affectionate)
no he doesnt
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ralsei-weedsmoker · 3 years
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It's true, I love weed!
Ralsei smokes weed you’re just a coward (affectionate)
no he doesnt
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ralsei-weedsmoker · 3 years
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Hello everyone! Today I'm making my first "Tumbler Post"! In this "Post" I will be teaching you how to make my specil Weed Cake! So first you fill up your pot-
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Next, you just cast your cake spell! Don't forget to add your weed to the cauldron. I prefer 10000mg. Huh? That's too much? Nonsense! I know what I'm doing...
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SUSIE!! That cake is for sharing!
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Oh, but look at the weed particles on her! They give such a healthy glow...
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Well, that wraps up this baking session! Tune in next week for more baking with Ralsei!
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