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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
#wait whats caramelizing onions#i genuinely thought it was putting caramel on onions#that sounds good to me#why wouldnt we do that#someone write this down
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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lampert doodles because im in a lampert mood because i love. lampert
also deeply sorry to my followers who dislike lampert wallmark family dynamic, i dont see them as family but they have a found family dynamic in my brain, but thats because im aroace and love found family with all of my heart
they arent his parents, lampert met them when he was college aged (and before they got divorced) and views them more as close friends, though lampert sort of looks up to both of them (mostly wallter because mark is a terrible role model, like wallter has his flaws but mark less pros than cells in his wooden brain), lampert is a college dropout and living with mark because mark is chronically lonely and is kind of more like a really annoying older brother who purposefully tries to piss off lampert
lampert likes hanging out in wallter's house because it's very organised and wallter may make a mess but he always makes sure to clean it at the end of the day, also wallter shares his poetry and stuff with lampert and he really appreciates that
ignore me rambling on about my ideas i love these guys. lots
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someone kill this thing it keeps throwing snowballs @ me >:/
hehe Kory belongs to @how2bmotorized
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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i wanted to draw falin again after yesterday's ep 😭
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French trans woman Marie-Pierre Pruvot, known by her stage name Bambi
Female Mimics magazine 1965
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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