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Tom Gauld

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture

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welcome back to gamechanger, the only gameshow where the game changes every show! players, you will notice that we are standing in a prison, and that some of you have been designated as “guards” while the rest of you are “prisoners.” over the next few months y

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this pride month I am wishing everyone a very stop overanalyzing yourself and just have fun with it. have gay sex. don't have any sex. try on a new gender. stop caring about gender at all. talk to your doctor about hormones. go on a date. break up with the person you dont love. whatever it is you have been putting off doing by dithering about it in your head. just do that and fully experience how it feels without trying to put it into words. if you still need a word for it later there will be one. they aren't going anywhere. but people were here before language and there's only so far language can go in giving you a fulfilling human experience. so if you are hiding behind finding the right words for whatever it is your heart wants i hope this month you get the courage to just do it instead.

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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playing a new game where i talk about fandom using words that belong on corporate powerpoint slides like:

✨ we have to align our headcanons to authentically reflect our strategic mission and meet quarterly margin objectives ✨

sorry to everyone who understood that

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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I'm contractually obligated to periodically share this encounter with an inchworm riding an inchworm from early 2022. It was very, very silly. That is all. 🤎

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Dig this: ‘neglected’ dinosaur had super senses

This dino may have been a wallflower, but a CT scan of its skull reveals some hidden superpowers.

https://news.ncsu.edu/2023/11/dig-this-neglected-dinosaur-had-super-senses/

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NO! THEY GOT THE LOST BOYS!

RELEASE MY BOYS! 😭😭😭😭

LOOK AT THEIR HAIR! 😭😭

(obviously this is in good fun, this is fucking hilarious)

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STOP. DON'T SCROLL. READ THIS TO SAVE LIVES IN GAZA. Below are some VETTED campaigns to support Gazans. These people have been experiencing an active genocide for almost a full year. Donate and share widely.

(may 27th)

Save a displaced Gazan Family (@ranibra) - Rania is married with five children, her husband needs medical care. She is now responsible to save her children. Help them evacuate.

Support Fahmi and his family (@fahmiakkila) - Fahmi's life has been turned completely upside down, and he now finds himself responsible to save his parents, sisters, & brothers - 7 members.

Save the Maliha family (@dinamaliha) - Dina wants to save her mother, two sisters, and three brothers. The family lost contact with their father when the genocide started. They desperately need to get to Egypt.

Save Firas' family (@firassalemnewacccount @prosolitudeeee) - Firas is a father of two children, a 10-month-old boy and a two-year-old girl, who are in need of safe haven in Egypt.

Help Husam and his family (@husamthaher) - Husam desperately needs to save himself, his wife, and 3 young children.

Help Nader's family to evacuate from Gaza (@nadershoshaa) - Nader and his family, consisting of six members, are currently displaced in the south; help them evacuate and survive.

The Shamaly family wants to survive (@daee571989) - Help save 15 kids and their family, who are living a horrifying active genocide.

Ahmd needs urgent evacuation (@ahmd-iyd) - Ahmd has lost his livelihood to this genocide, and needs funds to help his family evacuate and rebuild their life.

Help evacuate Hani's family (@skatehani) - A dear friend, and a Palestinian skater trying to evacuate 10 members of his family; he has lost his father to injustice.

Help Iman’s family find safety (@imaneyad) - Iman has a family of 7 who need to find safety.

Help save Youssef's family (@bba3lo @mahmoud7878) - Ahmed Baalousha wants to save his wife, his two sons, his daughter, as well as his parents and siblings.

Support Ruba and Amal's family's urgent evacuation (@rubashaban @amalshabn) - Ruba and Amal's family are lacking the basic necessities of life; they have an elderly father who desperately needs to be evacuated for medical care.

Save little Yusuf and his family (@ahmednabubake) - Yusuf is in an intensive care unit fighting for his life in Gaza; he needs urgent evacuation alongside his family.

Help Omar evacuate (@omarsobhi) - Omar is a 20 year old Palestinian student who wants to save himself and his family from this genocide.

Help Belal and his family to evacuate from Gaza (@alaajshaat) - Belal has lost too much to this war and needs to support himself and his family.

Do not scroll past this list without contributing. This list makes it easy for you to find a fundraiser to support. Choose at least one. Your contribution will save lives. If you cannot donate, share these campaigns.

FIND MORE CAMPAIGNS HERE

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but i guess the main thing is just that like. daniel always knew a mother who loved him. lol.

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DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

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Hello 👋

My name is Amjad and i am from gaza and i am trying to have my family in a safe place from the war in gaza our lives are in real danger because of the war in gaza

my little angel's life is insecure and my heart is broken because i can't afford him safety.

I'm really sorry to interrupt your day, But if you can help me just by sharing the campaign link it would be so great.

Here is the link https://www.gofundme.com/f/b5fnk-help-ahmeds-family-to-evacuate-gaza-strip

I appreciate any assistance from you and it would mean a lot to me.

This is a legitimate gofundme and is very far from its goal. Amjad has a few pictures of his little sweet son Ahmed on his tumblr so I encourage all of you to read his story, look how his son was able to live happily before October and donate to help them evacuate to safety

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poem by gazan poet nadine murtaja—(nadine.with.dr on instagram) shared on ig by majazz project