randomwordgirlquotes

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Tobey: Come on, Wordgirl! How many times do I have to apologize?

Wordgirl: Once!

Tobey: ...No.

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Mr. Big: Isn't it amazing how I can be so bad and still look so good?

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Two Brains: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Wordgirl: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Two Brains : I paid for my cheese Bar, I’m getting my cheese Bar.

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Dr. Two Brains: Here's two facts about me.

Dr. Two Brains: 1. I hate hot people.

Dr. Two Brains: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

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Tobey: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Becky: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Tobey: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you. And you should seriously take better care of your teeth.

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Mr. Big, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Leslie, an avid coffee drinker, on her twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Becky, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Tobey, to Wordgirl: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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*Tobey is talking about his past*

Tobey: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.

Violet: Tobey, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!

Becky: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!

Tobey: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

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Wordgirl: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.

Chuck the evil sandwich making guy: …I was hungry.

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Becky: How would you like your coffee?

Tobey: As dark as my soul.

Becky: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

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Tobey: Please, Botsford, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Becky: I’m sorry Tobey.

Tobey: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Becky: It has to be done.

Tobey:

Becky:

Tobey:

Becky: *Places +4* Uno.

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[randomwordgirlquotes]

Leslie: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Mr. Big: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

Leslie: Because they're dead.

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Wordgirl: So... what’s goin’ on?

Two Brains: You want the long version or the short version?

Wordgirl, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Two Brains: Shit’s fucked.

Wordgirl: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Eileen: You have Crayons?

Becky: Yes, I have—

Eileen: You're— how old are you?

Becky: YES I AM A TEENAGER AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Tobey: *writing a letter*

Tobey: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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