im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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I probably put way too much thought into it but I do enjoy making a more in depth story rather than winging it. I like to actually think about the worldbuilding, make sure things actually connect and make sense. I am a big history nerd and I feel like it's the closest I can get to writing my own history.
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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iit means you need to boil him in oil
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you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers
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I could recognize her by discourse alone, by typing style; I would know her blind, by the way her bad takes came and her fingers struck the keyboard. I would know her under any username. i would know her irl, at the end of the world
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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head
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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
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the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.
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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs
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worm
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