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ROR BUT OVERSIMPLIFIED

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CUSTOM ROR MU HAT

IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA WEAR THIS LIKE EVERYWHERE

(yes my wall is supposed to be like that it’s a design lmao)

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Round Two, Bracket 6

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I don’t know what to post so have randall :)

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Repsot from my insta 😭😭😭

Anyways if Elon doesn’t unban my fucking twitter I will genuinely hunt him down omfg

Also this was a gift for my bf 😒

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(x) by dogclub

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@bluewithpurplepolkadots and i talked about MI version of muppet christmas carol yesterday, and this was the general idea lol

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Monster's Inc (2001)

Director: Pete Docter

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WHY IS CHIP LEFT OUT WHAT DID HE DO??

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Totally normal conversation with me and my platonic husband ‼️‼️‼️ (ITS BROMANCE GUYS!!)

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ROR BUT GOOFY

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Is Randall back yet?

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Can I get some Randall Boggs headcanons? He does not get enough love

You most certainly can!

He wears contacts now so he can go fully invisible while still being able to see but he still squints by default out of habit.

He's got a chameleon sorta thing going on with his eyes, so he can see in two directions at once. He usually just keeps them both focused in one direction at a time unless the situation calls for him to do otherwise, though sometimes he does it just to freak another villain out.

Since being banished to live as a cryptid, he actually got a lot better at fighting and picked up a number of survivalist skills.

He still often sneaks up on others to startle them. This no longer being his job, he really only does this because old habits die hard, and also because he's a jerk.

By now he's figured out which of the residents scare the easiest, so they're the ones who get targeted the most. He keeps a list. At the top are folks like Hook and Creeper.

He doesn't really like humans and avoids associating positively with them unless it's necessary. His main reason for this being that he thinks they're gross.

He's one of a few villains who aren't actively planning to escape. He actually kind of likes the Estate. Must be better than banishment.

Despite having like, nearly every notable ability of a chameleon (color camouflage, eyes that can move independently of one another, wall-crawling, and a prehensile tail) he can't do the tongue thing. That one's just standard reptile stuff.

He's very much a reptile, cold-blooded and all. Lucky for him that he got banished somewhere hot and humid instead of the Himalayas. Of course this means he looks absolutely ridiculous during the winter, as he has to bundle way up to be able to step outside.

If you had to pick any of the villains to hire as a babysitter, he'd be one of the worst choices you could make. He really, really does not like kids of any species. He only knows one thing to do with them, anyway.

He gets along well with the other monster-y villains, namely Oogie Boogie, Tamatoa, and Scroop.

Some of the intimidation-focused villains see him as something of a disgrace to the field because of his over-reliance on ambush methods. Yes. They're annoyed that most of his material is jumpscares.

Some of the residents have commented that it's weird that he doesn't normally wear clothes. He, of course, refuses all requests for him to do so.

He sometimes changes colors while asleep.

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How do they reassure you? (Monsters, Inc. & MU)

James P. Sullivan (Sulley)

Monsters University

You were sitting on your bed, covering your face with your hands and sobbing convulsively. Just a few minutes ago you had failed your final exam, and so you were personally expelled by Dean Hardscrabble. What she said about you just broke your heart. "I'm sorry, but mediocre students like you won't continue our studies at our institution." was going through your mind over and over again. You were in utter despair. Suddenly the door swung open.

— You're here! — a voice sounded painfully familiar. The panting monster jumped up and crouched beside you on the edge of the bed.

— Look, it's okay, getting expelled isn't the end of the world. I know it was just awful, because... — he thought for a second and then continued — because you just didn't deserve it.

You looked at Sulley with tear-filled eyes. And then you threw yourself headlong into his powerful chest. And he held you in his arms and didn't let go until you felt better.

Monsters, Inc.

— What's wrong? — he asked anxiously, taking a seat beside you. You were sitting on the floor, with your head down on your knees and your arms around them slightly. You didn't know how you got into the monster world, if it was even real or if you had lost your mind: you were just lost in time. Everything seemed too unreal, you found yourself in a strange place, with unknown creatures, and on top of that you managed to lose your sister here, the black-haired girl Mary. You had no idea where she was, and it threw you off balance. However, you got used to Sulley in such a seemingly short period of time, and it seems that he was already completely at ease with you too. And so, as he hugged you, he started stroking your head. You could not hold back your tears.

Mike Wazowski

Monsters University

When you entered your room, you slammed the door violently and threw yourself on the bed. Hugging your pillow, you began to cry. You didn't want to do it, but the tears flowed by themselves. Johnny Worthington, an arrogant and selfish bastard, had just insulted you in front of practically the entire University, because you had blocked his way in terms of grades. He never liked anyone being better than him, so he decided to teach you a nasty lesson in such a nasty way.

— Hey... — Mike said gently, walking over to you. — What happened?

Later, more or less calmed down, you told him your story. Mike listened to you carefully and didn't interrupt.

— You know, you shouldn't pay any attention to him. He's just jealous of you, because he can't learn the way you do. — he said, smiling slightly. Somehow, you smiled, too, unnoticed — you seemed really relieved.

Monsters, Inc.

— ...And guess what, I took her out to a restaurant. Pretty upscale, by the way. — he finished proudly, lowering his eyebrow slightly and grinning. Even halfway through his story you lost the thread of the conversation as you were pondering.

— Yes, Mike, very good. — you smiled tautly, but within seconds the smile was gone. The monster frowned.

— What is it? You don't seem to be feeling well. Aren't you interested? — he said somewhat offensively.

— No, you're not! It's just that you understand...

You shared your worries about the absence of your significant other. You really missed your soulmate and feared that you would always be alone. After listening to you, he said:

— The most important thing is not to dwell on it. You will always have time to meet someone you care about. Take your time and just enjoy life. — he spread his arms and then hugged you. This put you at ease.

Randall Boggs

Monsters University

— The first party! — the monster exclaimed enthusiastically, glowing with joy — Gotta get dressed up. Are you coming with me? — he turned to you, gazing kindly at you. You sat on the bed with a drooping head.

— I... I probably won't go. — you said quietly, pulling your head aside.

— What? But why? This is such a great opportunity to meet the other students! — the monster fluttered his arms in bewilderment.

— I know... I'm just shy. — you said slightly embarrassed.

— Oh, I understand. But there's nothing wrong with that. You know, I'm a bit shy, too, you might say. But you've got to start pushing yourself over the edge or it's going to be hard to live. Sure, it's easy to say, but I'll be there for you, you'll be fine. — he said softly, putting a hand on your shoulder.

— Look at the cupcakes I made. Will you try some?

And you smiled, nodding back.

Monsters, Inc.

Work, work, work. It was all routine. You walked around holding up an impressive stack of documents and reports that you needed to fill out. Deadlines were burning and the work was worthwhile. But because you had too much paperwork, you weren't really looking at the road — you just wanted to avoid falling over. But something went wrong. You got hit, and at the same moment all the papers flew in different directions.

— Watch where you're going. — hissed the chameleon, propping his arms at his sides. You squatted down to collect the papers and began to cry. The tears flowed of their own accord, the stress of the day making it impossible for you to stop them. The monster was still standing beside you, and you didn't expect to get any help from him. He was too selfish, this Randall. But he crouched down and covered your hand with his, giving you the rest of the documents he had collected.

— Sorry. — he said meekly, and then straightened up, walking away. You looked after him in bewilderment.

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Baby monsters

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Baby monsters