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Hey uh i kinda got killed by an angry toxicroak and died

Yeah... im a ghost now :p

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Why do people argue Charizard should be dragon type???

literally i don't get this. nothing about charizard really makes it look """dragon"""??? it has a kind of standard body shape, nothing special. it has WINGS (usually a dead giveaway for flying type). it's constantly on fire. its just common sense.

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guys you WONT BELIEVE what I just witnessed first thing in the morning

if it fits it sits

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I'm asking around for some advice. My mimikyu keeps making new costumes of different pokemon. You seen this before?

it’s not uncommon! mimikyu tend to mimic (lol) whichever pokémon is the most popular in the area. in almost all places, this is pikachu or eevee. i’ve seen photos of bulbikyus in some regions of kanto though

#reblag

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we have been graced with a photo of my friend's slowpoke, bongwater

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I made a uQuiz account just so i could make this quiz. please, come on a journey with me

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So today I opened pokeblr and????

HELLO SIR??? CAN I HELP YOU? Is this normal???

FUCK ULTRA BEASTS!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY DASH!!!

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ori showing off his squeaky taco toy and his new vest

#reblag

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his name is bogos binted and this was the best pic we could get of him

#reblag

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amity square is still open? that’s the surprising part to me

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokeblr #pokemon irl #amity square #nobody I knew in sinnoh ever went there.

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(fake) pokemon

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a dark type Scolipede ☠️🖤 warm up doodle~

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This is my fridge.

This is my fridge 2 seconds after my team has realized I’ve opened it.

Any questions?

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Unown Care Guide: The Basics

It's important in order to impart my interest that I share some tips and tricks of proper Unown care! So here are three good starting tidbits!

1: Unown and socialising.

Unown are known to be quite reserved in the wild, but there are multiple misconceptions here! Your Unown, should you get one, is likely quite a social little friend! The issue is trust. They need to know that they can trust the people and pokemon around them, as we are literally foreign to them! They are multiple ways to do this, and I will be making a separate post on the matter as this one is likely quite long anyway, but remember that your Unown is an individual, and there is no one size fits all solution.

2: Unown living space.

Unown love anywhere where they can lay flat, but you will find greater success catering to much more than that. When introducing a new Unown into your life, dark spaces are going to be their friend. Other known comforts are alphabet fridge magnets, posters with large text, any calendar, children's books with large text, and more! But your best bet initially is to replicate their usual cave/ruin biome and allow them to get used to more of their new home.

3: Unown and exercise/battling.

Unless you allow at least eight Unown on a field at once to battle a single opponent, it is not recommended that you use them as battling pokemon. There are a few exercises you can do to keep them healthy, but the standard, able bodied Unown will do this already in the form of their cute little dances! The best exercises for Unown are intellectual or built around their psychic abilities! We have a weights room in our shelter for the expressed purpose to help maintain their telekinesis at a healthy strength at minimum, and crosswords, puzzles, and even just hearing books read aloud are amazing at assisting mental health and development!

Hopefully this helped provide some good initial insight into Unown!

#reblag #unown #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #real pokemon #irl pkmn #unown are such silly guys

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my partner pokemon is a croagunk, got any facts about them?

croagunk are such neat little guys! poison is biologically a really energy-intensive mechanism to develop, so croagunk's toxicity comes almost entirely from its diet! in the wild, croagunk preys primarily on bug types that produce their own poison, which it then repurposes for its own use. a croagunk raised in captivity without a certain diet intended for poison-type upkeep will actually slowly lose power in its poison type moves!

another kind of fun fact about these guys is that they're born precocial- in fact, they're basically miniature versions of their adult form. they do get one helping hand from their mom that other precocial pokemon don't always get, though- a pregnant croagunk will lay a clutch of fertilized eggs, then return about two weeks later to lay a clutch of unfertilized eggs right before the babies hatch. the freshly hatched babies then get a nice first meal of eggs, courtesy of mom!

#reblag #pkmn irl #that’s me!!!

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sooooo

it turns out i have a z ring now

no z-crystals but this is so sick

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokeblr #alola arc #maybe i can use this thing for poke assists once i get some training done

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hey rotumblr

flygon

#reblag #maybe someday…