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Thinking about how when we took a blanket out of the closet after a year, and it still had clumps of her matted fur on it.

When they smelled it they kept looking for her.

#god i miss her #she was older than i am #I had never had a day without her for fifteen years

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Yall don't understand how much I LOVE the song tounge tied by grouplove. I don't CARE if it's about sex or weed or whatever the fuck my mind connected the dots to.

The feeling of listening to it is so refreshing and amazing. I feel like I'm racing down a hill on my bicycle with my friends. I feel like sitting atop a city balcony and feeling that summer warmth with a hot wind blowing past me.

I feel like everything will figure itself out.

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Fine tumblr literacy right here

Why @vickozone is Problematic

Tumblr user vickozone has repeatedly denied my pleas to put Jon Jarchivist Sims in a slutty dress with a boob window. I find this to be inexcusable and problematic behavior. I strongly suggest everyone take action (spam their inbox with requests for boob window Jon in a dress)

#mmmm yummy reading comprehension

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Excuse me..?

Umm… What should I do? @thecookiefoster I need help!

#cookie pets

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Wherever I lie on the asexual spectrum is between me and god

And I'm an atheist

#honestly tho idk about my labels. #yeah i use he/they pronouns #but my sexuality? guhh idfk. i like men and women #ive called myself lesbian or bisexual but neither fit #am i asexual? yes. where on the spectrum? IDGAF

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Watching a vid about friendships effecting the brain for a class, and they're making a good point, but I'm definitely just gay

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I think I have a cookie taking my things, that or a weasel. I've found little stashes of my jewery, my beading supplies, hell even bottle caps hidden around. Finding specks of blue mold too. Advice?

Ooooh, sounds like a Roguefort! They’re quite tricky to apprehend, even the best police forces have trouble finding and capturing them!

Best thing I can say is, don’t try to be aggressive. As in, don’t try to capture them or anything. Instead, try to make peaceful contact with them. Maybe leave out some very teeny tiny offerings so they’ll get more comfortable showing themselves to you. Then maybe you’ll get joint custody of your belongings!

Keep in mind it may take a bit for them to show themselves. When I had a little Roguefort running around my home, it took two months for them to show themselves to me XP

#cookie pets

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Whichever ao3 writer put me in a slow burn, one sided pining, platonic kissing fic should be lazer blasted

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Having a song I cry to every time is a) I bet on loosing dogs, because i was listening to it on loop when we put my cat bella down, or b) a fucking cg5 song, because I listened to it minutes before a panic attack at a party

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Cannot believe I have more restraint than a 27 year old man (biting is one of my fav ways of showing affection) (none of my friends like biting) (so I just DON'T BITE THEM.)

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I still listen to thall so I guess lvjy is still on my table uh. I feel like shit and I don't really know how to feel better lol. Wanted to play games with sum friends but they cant for a bit so I'm just sitting here.

This is (technically) a myct blog, but I moreso use it bc only like one of my mutuals knows it's me and I feel less embarrassed on here. I um yeah

I feel gross

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and they were neighbors

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i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

(Edits closed as of 28 Nov.)

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like two years:

Link to post.

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

Link to post.

Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

Link to post.

Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "No beta we die like ice-pick Joe" is already a tag.

Link to post.

It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

Link to post.

Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

Link to post (tags mine).

Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3

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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.

found by @thepotch

Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?

Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️

Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.

Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.

Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.

Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it's on Spotify!

Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC

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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.

Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)

Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)

Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)

Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)

Edit 14: Staff's Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday

As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.

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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:

Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page

Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting

Important PSA 1 (how to reduce harm to Tumblr's neurodivergents)

Important PSA 2 (reality affirmation, anti-bullying)

Important PSA 3 (why you should stop trying to vandalise legit information sites)

Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from

Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)

Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀

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End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3

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Didn't get to update this on Day 5, so these are the Day 5 doings:

More trailers!

Trailer 1 (My favourite)

Trailer 2

Trailer 3

Trailer 4

I also just found out about the Goncharov Game Jam.

It appears this opened a day after after the meme took off.

Goncharov was first entered into Wikipedia between Day 4 and 5 (attempts to vandalise it with fake info don't count, incidentally – please knock that shit off) under List of Internet Phenomena. This was then expanded into its own Wikipedia page at the end of Day 5 because, according to the talk history: "the topic now meets the notability threshold for its own artice due to significant coverage in The New York Times and other sources cited." We're on Wikipedia, people!

And then we made The Guardian half a day later. So while the meme is definitely dying down to embers by now, it still stays winning.

YouTube channels with episodes on the meme:

InformOverlord (4:30)

Lessons in Meme Culture (2:43)

End of Day of 5 there were 511 works on AO3, and End of Day 6 (today) there are 556.

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🚨BREAKING 🚨 from Martin Scorsese's daughter's TikTok (real actual)

tw: unreality:

We did it you guys!

Clarification: Francesca Scorcese asked her Dad about the meme and Martin played along. Please reblog this PSA to help Tumblr people with psychosis. Thanks.

Final edit: Day 8. Media reactions to Scorcese's TikTok (everyone from Forbes to Vulture). That one Tumblr user who said they'd do a screenplay if their post got notes has promised to shoot a single scene, but please don't be dicks just because you reblogged it; leave them alone until they get around to it themselves. As of end of Day 8 there are 609 works in the AO3 tag. I love all you lunatics. Peace! ❤️

#for personal use

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Alastor redesign because why on glob’s green earth did they draw him like that

I was going for a “poorly taxidermied deer left out in the rain for a week, badly pretending to be a normal human man” vibe.

I fixed his horrible horrible fuckass bob and peeled his face right off like an orange

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Lucifer and Alastor as floormates

Preview: