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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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bong rip would be an adorable name for a baby girl 🥺😍

look... there she is... bong rip...

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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i swear some of the polls on this site look like

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Comfortable being sat on by his large wife

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DYKE!

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

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I think it's only fair that the entire world and everybody around me should cater to my interests and standards and the things that I want