𝘼𝙨𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝘼𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 (2008-2012)
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it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming
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Jacob: what seems to be the problem?
Paul: I don't know exactly, but I think it all started when my dad left
Jacob: I... I meant with the car
Paul: oh, it makes a beeping sound every time I slam my head into the steering wheel
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girlblogging
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bella swan should've had a cat. i can just picture it, renée let bella take her with her from arizona because bella mostly took care of her anyway. or maybe she was a stray she found trying to get into the garbage outside charlie's house on one of her first nights in forks. bella took her in because she reminded her of herself; cold, alone and unsure of where she belonged. charlie wasn't happy about it at first but reluctantly agreed to let bella keep her because he felt a little guilty about bella not really having any friends in forks. i'd like to imagine she always hid under bella's bed whenever edward was around because she could sense something strange about him. maybe her name was phoenix.
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Wisps on the hill.
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What if all vampires don't actually need blood to survive? Maybe they just have a very severe iron deficiency and could give up blood if they each ate a fuckton of iron supplements every day.
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bella confronting edward after she googles ‘cold ones’
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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
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Having a discussion about twilight and how it's not okay that Renesmee bites Jacob in Breaking Dawn. This person I am discussing this with has said they think it's cute of Ness to bite Jake. So now I come to tumblr for opinions.
These are my opinions on how i see the situation if you'd like to read those before or after giving me your opinion;;;
A] Not even human toddlers are allowed to bite people. Even if the adult can handle it. It's rude of parents to allow their kids to do shit like that.
B] Renesmee has a full set of teeth and a brain that is much more developed than normal toddlers, almost to (or is) that of an adult. Therefore her biting Jacob is about 30x as bad as when a human toddler bites someone and she's doing it maliciously because she's not getting what she wants instead of using her powers or words.
C] It is Bella and Edward's job to parent Renesmee, why are they allowing her to bite Jacob but then telling her she's not allowed to bite Charlie. But then in the same scene as saying she can't bite Charlie, giving her permission to bite Jacob? Isn't that just shitty parenting in general?
And my biggest point: It's horrendously racist for Smeyer to write about Jacob being a literal chewtoy for a vampire baby of the family that literally and purposely fucked up the tribe Jacob comes from.
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Went to ECCC yesterday and I made this Cullen sibling gang gang print just for the occasion 😅 Got Alice (Ashley Greene) and Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) to sign it!
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Sam: So, any thoughts or questions about my plan?
Jacob: [raises hand]
Jared: You don’t have to raise your hand, Jacob.
Jacob: Sorry, I didn’t want to be rude.
Sam: So what did you have to say about the plan?
Jacob, respectfully: It fucking sucks.
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A random headcanon: Carlisle and Esme are equally perfectionist and competitive. When their kissing, tickling, and whispering gross the others out, Emmett saves the day with Overcooked.
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