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Man I wish I was fast enough to do this

i really want two friends who will “beastie boy” my dialogue by yelling rhymes after I say everything

me: im going to the store to get some WATER

them: SOFIA COPPOLA IS FRANCIS FORD’S DAUGHTER

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i really want two friends who will “beastie boy” my dialogue by yelling rhymes after I say everything

me: im going to the store to get some WATER

them: SOFIA COPPOLA IS FRANCIS FORD’S DAUGHTER

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good night

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Day 256 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

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This post made me fucking cry, "Never change, never lose your family spirit, and keep playing dungeons and dragons"

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

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Have you guys ever dreamed of slurping that yummy refreshing pond water,,, ? Because,,, I made a thing,,,

If you like it you can get it here and support my disabled gremlin ass ��🏼 https://ofdirtandbones.etsy.com/fr/listing/1720933763/eau-de-la-mare-verre-canette

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Its me!! I'm really gay!! For WOMEN!!!

happy lesbian visibility week

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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draw this as klance

you were always playing roblox

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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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can confirm

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Dreams of Cruelty