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**ME MAKING HOT CHOCOLATE AND GETTING WARM BLANKETS INTENSIFIES**

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*makes a dumb crossover*

#GOOD JOB PONNY #YOUR SO AWESOME PON PON #IT LOOKS SO GOOD AND YOU GREAT ON SHADING #I LOVE THIS THIS IS GREAT THIS IS AMAZING T H I S IS AWESOME HONEY!!! #THE LIGHTING LOOKS SO GOOD TOO OH MY GOD

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trying not to constantly talk about that one thing you’re currently obsessed with bc you know damn well none of your friends or followers are into it and you’re annoying everyone moodboard

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do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like

#fuck every day #why are you calling me out #are you a witch??? #a wizard #an asshole-WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT?????

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Blessed baby💖

Cursed Creature here

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Keep looking at me i need attention PLEASE

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THIS IMAGE IS WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW AND IM MAD

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I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

#im soooo sorry homework is for dicks #well shit #id say totally say this

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Fin

Coolio

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

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Me looking at this post: this is cool but like im pretty sure if i was someones soul mate they would just fucking hear last christmas on repeat like it would especially werid if it was not even december and it was just june and they hear "last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away-" and it would be horrible if the music got louder the closer the soul mate was like fuck that would be annoying

Soulmates au where you faintly hear music near your soulmate and you can follow the sound to find them

Bonus points if it’s your soulmate’s favorite song too so like someone can legit start hearing Megalovania like “why do I hear boss music” BNDBDHSNFHDJSJX

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@nachosinponchos Oh shit they right

I already feel the rights to listen to christmas music without being judged

ohh my god it’s already been december for 3 minutes

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@nachosinponchos same here i wanna be a fucking bango

yknow those cool noises guitars make 

like, “tungtungtungtungtu” 

i wanna make that noise with my vocal cords 

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So your telling me you live under a bridge AND your in the woods

Cool i love forest people💕

Hows the prettiest girl in the world doing?💕

shes under the bridge in the old woods and doing just fine.

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This is me with my friends when they complain about phantoms but they dont wanna go to fuckin bed

mUMBO NO

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Everytime you slice with it just fires like man maybe i wanna cut a slice if pizza AH FUCK I JUST SHOT MY DAD

Scythe gun.

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Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

#100% #no lies #im the gay cousin

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Your dads dead so the dogs your new father

"Ill murder you and your whole family"

"Curse You Perry the Platypus!!"

Why dont you join me on my death bed tonight

Baby its hot as fuck outside its not even december

Soulmate au where some poor kid has to live with the words "OH FUCK" on their left leg