history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built
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dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
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OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
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#badmanicure #wax #cannabiscup #denver
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#dabstix #wax #hash #cannabiscup #Denver2014 #weed
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ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
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hi you seem sad are you okay??
I've been better, but good things come to those who wait. Thanks for asking. :)
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Tattoo worthy.
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