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helloKris, level 20Biromantic DemisexualShe/Theythis whole blog is just a dumpster fire. I do not have a carrd nor will I ever. We die like men on this blog.
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
“A scam” people are fucking wild.
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NO LITTLE GERMAN SPAMTON!!! DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE!!!!!
“OH MEIN [Hochie Mama] ! zis BIG SHOT!!! IS FULL OF [hyperlink blocked]!!!!!!!”
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hell is freezing over for theatre people everywhere
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chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On
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Wrestling is the only thing I have ever loved
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― Sylvia Plath, The Journals of Sylvia Plath
[text ID: What is my life for and what am I going to do with it? I don't know and I'm afraid.]
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