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Found this weird thing by my house. It let me get pretty close to it. He seemed friendly enough.

I invited him over later for tea. He just shrugged but I might get to have a guest later.

Okay, really, though. I think this mask is like my favorite thing I've ever made. It's so big and fun. A little hard to wear but with help from someone, you can usually get some pretty good pictures of it.

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here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

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when i dont see this on my dash

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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relatable

a lot of people tell me to swap it!! maybe i will?!

#joe biden approves

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talk about them son

Lil drawing of my oc Lysander:33

C can someone ask me to talk about him. I wanna talk about them please

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me about my two sons Hunter and Beau lol

When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while

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i can teach you son

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i could teach you

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this is literally meeeee omg guys im like literally so mountaindewcore ❤️🌸🌸💕🎀

#joe biden approves

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if amerixa then ye

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements