Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again
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taipei, taiwan / 2016
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random obey me incorrect quote
mc: hey lucifer! i got you a snack.
lucifer: 'raisin creme pies'? im already raising 6 of them.
(indescribable demon siblings chaos in the background that does not need any explanation)
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Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.
Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:
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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game
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My guy has found a really weird niche in being typecast as a single dad. Well, if you're good at sth, stick to it!
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me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
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me when the READER in the X READER has a name:
like babe the fic ate but i do NOT look like an Aurora🙁
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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Irulan: Feyd -Rautha? He’s psychotic…
The hoes on Tumblr: I know, right? 😍
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