realtrashcan

[realtrashcan]

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

#my hold on funny story just came in :)

[realtrashcan]

“describe the raven cycle in one sentence”

ok:

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I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

#me thinking about rereading the green bones saga even though it has only been like 4 months since i first read it

[realtrashcan]

"where have u been" been sad bro

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fuck dating apps i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i see your spirit on the corpse road so now i know you're going to die in the next year)

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

[realtrashcan]

I bet on losing dogs

I know they're losing and I'll pay for my place

By the ring

Where I'll be looking in their eyes when they're down

I'll be there on their side

I'm losing by their side

I Bet On Losing Dogs - Mitski

[realtrashcan]

Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever

[realtrashcan]

house md drinking game me and my bf are doing tonight, over/under on us getting alcohol poisoning?

[realtrashcan]

bluesey :)

#they invented love!

[realtrashcan]

*hugs myself* thank you for trying every day

[realtrashcan]

"what do you do for a living?" Oh I am a professional hopeless romantic and I read books and cry in my free time.

[realtrashcan]

sparrow chat

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I drew this while playing the Arkham games last year

[realtrashcan]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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unrequited love for siblings is the saddest thing you could ever portray on its own but over the garden wall said what if the kid is like the sweetest most kindhearted five year old you could imagine and he loves his brooding wistful bitch of an older brother sooo so much and enough to offer up his life in exchange for his brothers when his older brother saw him this whole time as just an annoying step sibling at best and a nuisance at worst and you cant be too mad cause hes also a kid and then when he finally figures it all out it saves them both, the decision to leave lethargy and the rot of melancholy behind and take the love he already has as proof the world is worth it after all and aaa a a. aaaaaa. aaaaaaa. aaa. what a sweet story. what a lovely thing.

[realtrashcan]

me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?