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The Estonian government is funding the Lizard leadership of EstMUN
During a press conference Viktoria revealed that the EstMUN event is funded by the Estonian ministry of foreign affairs. This cooperation of the Estonian government and lizard people is highly alarming and raises many questions regarding the safety of humanity.
After some digging, our journalists discovered that funding for EstMUN 2021 is coming from the Estonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs. As the Estonian government has in the past taken a strong stance against pests, it is very possible that they are in cahoots with the lizard people.
This means that we must all stay on high alert, as we can never know, what powers are pulling strings.
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Secretary General Andrey Pankratov behind the extinction of rare tarantula species
During a press meeting it was revealed that Andrey Pankratovโs favourite bugs are whatever he can get his lizardy claws on, the more 'exotic' the better.
Our highly accredited journalists managed to get an interview with an entomologist who says that: โthe species Poecilotheria metallica are critically endangered.โ and it is widely speculated that secretary general Andrey Pankratov is behind this.
The entomologist also added that โmany genusโ within the theraphosidae family are critically endangered due to encroachment on their habitats.โ With Andrey stating that he does not do any research on the bugs that he eats, it is fair to assume that it is him, or should I say it, who is behind the dramatically decreasing populations of rare species around the globe.
Next time Andrei please do not follow your instincts and do some research into what you eat. It is the duty of all creatures on this Earth to be mindful of what we consume, and to keep the ecosystem intact. Perhaps next time take a trip to Cambodia, and opt for a Cyriopagopus albostriatus instead.
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Lizards donโt have paws
Lizards donโt have hands
Lizards, they have claws
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There must be a reason why she is promoting studying in England...
Who is REALLY pulling the strings???
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