No evidence for this one but. I think Risotto dommes at a local bdsm club (im not crazy those exist right) as a side gig and every member has…conflicting views
Formaggio keeps pestering him to find out where so he can mess with him on the clock
Illuso made a bet with Melone that Risotto did that on the side (“look at him! The build, the hair, what club wouldn’t want him!”) and will not let Melone live down the fact he lost
Prosciutto and Ghiaccio vomit whenever it’s even mentioned. Ghiaccio’s just a prude. Prosciutto is just Catholic
Pesci is mostly neutral on the matter. If anything he’s just curious what would happen if he went
Sorbet and Gelato took with them to the grave the fact that they both knew him from the club before the mafia
Oh my god I’ve been waiting to be off work before I responded to this
Prosciutto being disgusted is hysterical in case Pesci ever did succumb to curiosity imagine how devastating ESPECIALLY IF HE FOUND OUT ABOUT SORBET AND GELATO I THINK HED PASS AWAY 😭😭😭
And I’ve been crying laughing all day at the thought of formaggio managing to track him down to screw with him and getting caught up in one of the “sessions”
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Friend/mutual sent me an outfit that looked like something Melone would wear to the gym and I drew this inspired by the outfit.
Melone is told he should work on his stamina and strength by Risotto and asks him to join him. Melone gets this outfit and agrees to go. Melone doesn’t do anything because he’s too busy watching Risotto work out (who can blame him). Second time he goes, Risotto learns and uses his pecs as motivation (like standing at the end of the treadmill for Melone to run to. One minute on the machine=one minute face in chest).
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THE INVITATION (2022)
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022--)
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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FNAF Roxy and Vanny have some girl time,,
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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀
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I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.
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