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how?? just how?

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“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

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apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

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the most kafkaesque thing was that i trusted u

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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that is fucked

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Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

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me on ellen 

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of the fallout series

me: yeah 

*loud, thundering booms are heard from outside of the studio and a siren begins to wail as the audience breaks out into complete pandemonium* 

me: oh my god ellen you didn’t

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

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#i burnt my baguette and became homicidal #just girly things

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This is Maggie's worm collection

She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house

At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.

Night night worms!

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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