me at the club: i cant dance. i dont dance.
me 5 drinks later, absolutely hammered:
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From @sukiicat: “Any fish in there Suki?! 😸🐟” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2Gi7g7W ]
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indie movie about a woman directed by a man
woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing*
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Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!
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