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Red Crackle Quotes 💋

Graham: Have you ever thought about what a normal life would be like?

Carmen: I grew up not being normal, so no, I haven't.

Graham: What a shame.

Carmen: I know.

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gray is absolutely gonna love being able to say "so you've met my wife."

and be so smug when hes introduced as her husband

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Antonio: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Jean Paul: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Jean Paul: Would you like me to tutor you? Gray: That was smooth.

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Countess Cleo, to little Black Sheep: Now remember; if you don't have anything nice to say, say something clever but devastating.

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Crackle: Anyone ever tell you you've got anger issues? Tigress: I prefer the term "leadership skills"

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Carmen Sandiego characters if they were pixar (ai generated)

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Carmen Sandiego characters if they were pixar (ai generated)

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felt like drawing a pretty girl so I drew the prettiest girl

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Just thinking about how one of the things gray had to process in that room was the possibility that he could actually fall in love with carmen

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me @ 3 am thinking about how carmen still had a soft spot for gray even when she was mind wiped

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Ivy: Can we PLEASE keep Player? Carmen: No, we cannot keep him. Zack: But Player's perfect! He's smart and friendly and- Carmen: He HAS parents! People who have legal custody of him. Ivy, scoffing: Since when has that stopped you before? Carmen: Carmen: I am not participating in this conversation.

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Zack: I wasn't an iPad kid, I was a Nintendo DS kid

Carmen: I was trained to rob people blind and kill them as a kid.

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Bellum upon hearing that she would be expected to help out with Black Sheep: I failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am I supposed to raise a child.

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@whiimsie thank you!

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Zack: *About to do something incredibly stupid* Ivy: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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@whiimsie made this! Thank you!