me: ok, europas not so bad. itll give our younger players a chance to prove themselves, n its a good competition to-
mo on his miserable ass instagram post: i'd literally rather be dead.
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just two friends taking a selfie in front of the "this is anfield" sign after humiliating man united ❤️
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Trent Alexander-Arnold [Liverpool-Ashton Villa (20.05)]
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What should I get on my shirt next year?
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“We”, I say in reference to a sports team I’m not a part of.
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“Drop your panties, kitten”, your boyfriend Mason Mount growled, heterosexually, but you could tell his heart wasn’t in it. He didn’t even have his special Chelsea blue fucking suit on.
“What’s wrong, darling?” you asked, batting your eyelashes. You were of course submissive and feminine about it.
“I just don’t feel like it tonight, okay?” he said, before whirling away to punch the wall, which you found alluring. He was so dominant and masculine. “Not since my team got humiliated twice in a row by Brentford and Real Madrid.”
“But babe!” you gasped. “I thought Chelsea were the best team in the world!”
Mason shook his head, eyes gleaming with tears. “You were wrong,” he told you. “We are absolutely fucking shite.”
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You've got to be evil to make mo Salah angry
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