this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
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r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
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me: are there any spirits here?
ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o
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someone: *sends me a 6 minute video*
me *35 seconds later*: haha that was very funny!thank you for sending it
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How my emotions work
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“CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?”
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The greatest gift you can give to someone is your time.
Because when you give your time,
you are giving a portion of your life
that you will never get back.
Time
(via honorifics)
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i love my wife
wifi*
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