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i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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Girlhood

Topi Plains cubs and a buffalo. Photographed by Antonio Sánchez Chamorro in the Masai Mara, Kenya.

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imagine how it is to touch the stove.

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Was thinking about this earlier and got curious.

#when im being nice its second person #when im being mean its first

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weddings should be a week long and take over the streets and ppl can't go to work and also it costs $5

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how to stop being depressed how to get rid of depression fast how to not be depressed anymore how to become undepressed how to end depressive episode and/or disorder

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The three C's of being sexy: competence, confidence, and character ...... if yr good at something it makes u hotter if yr confident it makes u hotter if yr weird and unique it makes u hotter ..... aim to have at least two

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I hate how the criticism of the girl boss trend morphed into “Maybe the real female empowerment was about admitting the “natural feminine fragility” of the female gender and becoming completely financially dependent on a man all along 😌” like hello? Is anyone here? Its getting dark and im scared

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"what are you gonna do with that degree?" I don't know. probably kill myself.

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i think telling someone you're in love with them probably feels the same way as walking into the station and telling the police you've killed seventeen people

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Finally made another bisexual friend. Thank fucking god.

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Refering to your ex friends who now hate you as 'my detractors' is actually so fucking funny, I might start doing it