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i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

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me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

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shut up this is literally every lesbian in this site

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Тайное хобби кота…

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molly is the champion of purring

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average minimum wage in the united states is $7.25 an hour, which amounts to $290 dollars at the end of a 40 hour work week before taxes, and to be honest, if you ask me, thats fucking criminal

I don’t care what the person is doing, because at the end of the day they absolutely are generating more profit than that for the owner of whatever establishment they’re personally working for

you can’t claim their jobs are only worth $7.25 an hour when so much more money is made off of their labor than that.

you think jeff bezos net worth is over 100 billion because he pays his employees what they’re worth? absolutely not.

you can sit around all day claiming these people don’t deserve more money than what they’re generating, but if they do not deserve the money they’re making, then how are they making that much money for the person they work for

if we’re going to play it by “the market is always right” then these people working jobs you consider useless should be making far more than double what they legally earn.

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Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate three new lectures about homophobia and gender identity and presentation in various cultures. This is to say three ADDITIONAL lectures to go with the one she already have planned.

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I want my husband to have this accent

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presenting the safest kittens in the world

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making a hand house for tiny chicks

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This is either gay porn or something Christian

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omg I’m doing research for one of projects for college, and apparently, girls learn better when they’re in an all girls class, but boys learn even worse when they’re in an all boys class, because all the negative things become even stronger of there are no girls to act as “buffer”

get rid of the boys and let girl learn in peace, i couldn’t care less about them