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Best brothers in anime award goes to…

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muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

#over 10 yrs old…..

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should i get into bird watching?

#sending this to my mom my aunts and my uncles #a whole quartet of bird watching freaks

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#break check break check!!’n #I’m a cunt and I love aggression #literally break checked a guy today after he almost hit me while merging then had the audacity #to ride my ass #CALM DOWN IM 10 OVER AND IN THE MODDLE LANE #GO AROUNDDDS MEEEEEE

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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

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my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

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"The Stoppables"

#I saw another cyber truck in the wild today!! #told my 6yo client abt it and he was excited :)

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posts this and then walks away

#egg grunkle Stan?

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#I have friends but I’m not as good to them as I should be

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everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

#under appreciated? #tell that to my moms sage green thyme green fir green accent pillows #and the entire kitchen she painted #these r herb colors idk. #dried leaves

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