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When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.
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love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving
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me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism.
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fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..
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when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual
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current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
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some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space
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do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
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I will only accept anon hate in surfer dude speech
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I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking
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