FACT CHECK: Bakit Kinansela Ang Maisug Peace Sa Bulacan?
Two different versions of the same story: SMNI news Vs. The Adobo Chronicles. Let the people decide!
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Maisug Peace Rally: Did SMNI Just Betray Its Godfather?
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In the surreal theater of politics, where fish are caught by their own mouth, the latest spectacle unfolds: the “Maisug” prayer and peace rallies, heralded as a grassroots movement against the powers that be, only to be unmasked by the very news channel supposedly championing their cause.
With a flick (or is it slip?) of the tongue, the former president emerges as the clandestine…
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We’ve Got It Here! SM’s New Jingle, Heat Wave Edition!
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We Stand For Truth; Hopefully Sass Rogando Sasot Will, Too
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Anti-Marcos transgender blogger Sass Rogando Sasot has called out her critics for using a photo of her dead brother to portray her when she has not yet transitioned. We, at The Adobo Chronicles, have, unfortunately, done the same, and we apologize.
But in the interest of truth and accuracy, we are now re-publishing a post by no less than Sasot herself where she included a self photo…
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MERALCO’s Friendly Advice To All Its Customers This Month (Video)
(Original video clip CTTO)
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Are Sara Duterte and DepEd Now “Hall Of Famers?”
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In the latest episode of “The Cabinet Chronicles,” the conspicuous absence of Vice President Sara Duterte from the rankings of a survey raises eyebrows faster than a politician’s promise before elections. Is the Department of Education, helmed by Duterte, now deemed a VIP-only club? Or perhaps, Duterte’s department ascended to the pantheon of “Hall of Famers,” exempt from…
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Adobo Chronicles Films Presents…
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Quiboloy Is Not Really Hiding In This Game Of Hide And Seek (Video)
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In a nation where headlines often resemble plot twists from a soap opera, the saga of Pastor Apollo Quiboloy takes the cake—or perhaps the communion wafer. Despite being tagged a fugitive by the authorities, Quiboloy seems less like a criminal mastermind and more like a magician pulling off the disappearing act of the century.
With the Department of Justice, National Bureau of…
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Today’s Photo Meme
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Let’s Not Judge Women By Magazine Covers
In the colorful world of magazine covers, what lies beneath the glossy facade? It’s not just about the perfectly contoured cheekbones or the immaculately styled hair; it’s about the layers of illusion carefully crafted to captivate our eyes. So, before we hastily crown the reigning queen of cover girls, let’s peel back the layers and see what truly lies beneath.
In this fantastical realm, where…
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Adobo Chronicles Poll: EDSA Exclusive Motorcycle Lane
https://strawpoll.com/bVg8oDQaenY
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Idiotic Memes And Gutter Language Do Not Socmed Influencers Make
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An Ode To Sass and Maharlika
In the land of tweets and memes,Where intellect once reigned supreme,Now gutter language fills the screen,As idiocy becomes the theme.
Maharlika and Sass Rogando Sasot,With click-bait lines, they cast their lot,Gone are the days of reasoned thought,Replaced by nonsense, dearly bought.
Oh, where have the influencers gone,Who graced the web with truth’s…
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Gentlemen’s Agreement On South China Sea: Should We Just Flip A Coin On Whom To Believe?
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Ah, the tangled web of political rhetoric! It’s like a soap opera where everyone’s a protagonist and the truth is just a supporting character.
Former spokespersons Harry Roque and Sal Panelo are duking it out like contestants on a reality show, each claiming to hold the golden ticket to the truth. Roque says there was a “gentlemen’s agreement” between China and Rodrigo…
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Dateline Zürich: Gentlemen’s Agreement
by Maria Bratikova
Gentlemen‘s agreements. . .
can be made over the counter.It’s like purchasing a batch of antibioticswithout a doctor‘s prescription – you know,those legally-licensed drug-pushers. Moreresponsible countries would strictly askthe buyer to present a doctor‘s illegibledoodling on a piece of shit (sic!) paper.
Agreements don‘t need to be blitzed in stone slabs like the 10…
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Miss Universe 2024: Will 60 Be The Magic Number?
Cubales, left, and Rodriguez, right
In the ever-astonishing world of beauty pageants, age is apparently just a number—or is it? With Miss Universe’s new policy lifting the age limit for contestants, the spotlight is on the magic number: 60, not 69.
Despite 69-year-old Filipina beauty Jocelyn Pilarsky Cubales’s unsuccessful bid for the Miss Universe Quezon City crown, a 60-year-old — Alexandra…
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Life’s A Blur In Entertainment And Politics
Welcome to the Philippines, where the lines between showbiz and politics are a blur like a pair of ripe cataracts. It’s a comedy we enjoy on seamless transitions into the hallowed halls of Congress, leaving us wondering if we’re watching a noon-time variety show or a legislative session.
In this surreal landscape, entertainment personalities double as politicians, and politicians put on a…
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Today’s Photo Meme: Do We Really Need Another One?
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