I know we all hate this current plague of spam bots infesting Tunblr, but you do have to admire how creative and clever some of their user names are. Some gems I’ve found are:
I can’t tell if they’re great band names or if they describe my personality
Just saw my first ‘WE DID NOTHING WRONG OUR LIFE WAS MAGICAL AND FAIR AND FULLY SUSTAINABLE LET’S GO BACK TO THAT AFTER THE LOCKDOWN’ article and you know that feeling when you see the first flower blooming in the spring? So this is like that, but the exact opposite.
It’s like seeing roadkill on your drive first thing in the morning
“west coast represent” yeah y'all can just start saying “california represent.” ain’t no one out here bringing the rap game from oregan
having grown up on the east coast and then moved to california, gotta say i never heard of “west coast vs east coast” stuff until i moved here. Sorry, west coasters, represent all you want from whatever state you want, but y’all live in a one-sided competitive fantasy and so far i haven’t had the heart to break it to my new neighbors yet
east coasters don’t care about hating california because we’re too busy hating each other
@wuzzyletoastermac don’t hide this in the tags XD
I would like to send a shout-out to every asshole who patronizingly told me 3.5 years ago that I was “overacting” and “hysterical” and “pessimistic” and “dramatic” and that I just needed to calm down because “we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive him too” when I said this fucker was going to kill us.
Ladies, gentlemen, and folks otherwise, I present to you the dishonorable, fascist president doing his best to un-unite the states of America.