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Case file 2#

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Republic of harper fanboy experiment case file 1# sanctioned July 17 2020. Signed: president harper.

Hello there. I’m commander toruno of the republic of harper grand army and am the leader of this operation known as the fanboy micronational experiment. This was put into action to test the limits and will power of some users. We apologize for any inconveniences or problems caused. No ill intentions.

Thank you -republic of harper central govt.

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Oh god

Dear god this place that I want to forget. Where I took out all my inner fanboy. I..I don’t even. Just. Aaahhhhhhh

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Private ikari 2 chapter 3

Ikari was cleaning and hanging out. When

*knock*

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Private ikari vol 2 chapter 2 return

Ikari went to a therapist and was told he did not quite have ptsd. Yet.

Dr desmond: you dont have ptsd quite yet. But anymore trama can higher your risk of getting it.

Ikari was cold. Pale. He was in shock about what he heard.

Ikari: thank you sir.

Ikari left the office and went to usagi who was waiting in the car.

Usagi: how did it go?

Ikari: it went ok. I feel alot bette telling others. My story.

Usagi: thats good!

Ikari: yup!

At the house...

Ikari: Thanks mom and dad for watching alex!

Haida: no problem son! Great to see my boy and my grandson!

Retsuko: great to see my grandbaby!

Retsuko and haida left.

Usagi,ikari,and alex were together. Ikari was holding alex and playong with him while usagi cooked at watched them.

*knock* *knock*

Ikari put alex in his crib and answered the door.

There were 2 california state police and 1 military general.

Ikari stood at attention.

Ikari: good day sir! what do you need?

General blizzard (based on my real husky): hello soldier. Ive come to inform you that your being deployed to germany with you old squad.

Ikari: wha..what?!

G.b: im sorry. you unit is suffering heavy losses and needs more men

Ikari: yes sir.

G.b: Good day soldier.

Ikari went back inside and cried. Whe usagi heard she did to.

Usagi: why would they make you go back oit there?!

Ikari: i dont know. I will make it home i promise.

Ikari kissed his wife and son.

Ikari: i swear to god.

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Transformers fight for energon episode 1

Based on my series on my YouTube channel. Republic of harper micro nation.

2 autobots. Bumblebee and crosshairs sneak through the land making sure decepticons werent anywhere nearby. They were in a tiny town with a small road where decepticons have been reported.

Crosshairs: this looks like a nice vehicle.

(Scan)

(Transformation sound)

Crosshairs drove to the nearest road where he could blend in onto the road.

So did bumblebee.

They met up with Optimus.

Optimus: autobots I see you got your new modes. Now it’s our mission to keep the decepticons from destroying the earth and taking energon. We gotta contact other autobots.

Bumblebee: I know a few.

To be continued

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Private ikari vol.2 episode 1. Alex

Credit for oc’s

Me of course! Lol

@kingdomofkitten

@firecraker-art-lounge

And finally @heltthehatter

Usagi Went into labor and gave birth to her and ikari’s son. Alexander. He named his son after his great grandfather Alexander Hudson. On His dad Haidas side. Along side the heroic Desmond doss! Who fought on the pacific front of ww2 on hacksaw ridge for the u.s and many other great battles and even crossed paths with his mom retsukos grandfather who fought for Japan.

The waiting room...

Haida and retsuko and their family’s waited on the waiting room. Exited for there new member.

In delivery room...

Usagi held Alex in her arms while Ikari stood there shedding a few tears and smiling. His fallen brothers in arms and fallen family would be proud of him and surviving family and brothers from war and life. And now he’s a father. A husband and more!

Usagi: would you like to hold him?

Ikari: w..what if I hurt him.

Usagi: oh Ikari! You won’t hurt him!

Ikari: o..ok!

Ikari cradled the baby in his arms.

Ikari: hey there buddy. I’m dad. And that’s mommy over there. And you have lots more family to meet.

Alex: *cainine like cooing*

Usagi: Awwww.

A week later...

Usagi and Ikari slept in their bed. Alex’s crib in the next room. But if something happens they could hear. Ikari was asleep. But was having a flashback/nightmare. Of the war.

Nightmare...

*Whistle* *boom*

Soldier 1: JAPENSE ARTILLERY! IKARI! KUMMA! MOVE UP AND PLANT THE CHARGES WE’LL COVER YOU!

Soldiers all over the field dead or on the ground screaming in agony from gunshot wounds or blown off limbs. Or shellshock and fear. Ikari and kumma ran with charges blowing japense soldiers heads off.

Then he saw kumma get shot in the leg. And a grenade fly towards him. He dragged kumma away from the explosive with the detonator in his had for the charges he managed to throw at the enemy position.

*BOOOOMM*

In reality...

Ikari jerked up. Hyperventilating. Tears streaming from his eyes he went into the restroom and looked in the mirror. His eyes wide open. And red. Tears were still pouring out. He turned on the sink and splashed water on his face. He fell on his knees he looked at his hands. And saw them looked at them. He remembered them being bloody and gut. Holding a pistol. Shooting enemy’s. Ikari curled up crying. Usagi Woke up concerned and went into the bathroom and saw her husband shaking and curled up.

Usagi: Ikari?! Are you ok? Talk to me.

Ikari: I..I n..need help.

To be continued

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Anti sjw rant.

OH DONKEY!! Jk. Hello everyone! This is my rant on the subhuman scum known as she’s. A bunch of fat middle aged men and women (of you can even call them that 😅) who hate free speech. Sjw’s like anfifa who think your fascist if you don’t agreee with their idiotic views. Look. I believe all people deserve few speech. But sjws. If your Straight or white or in the military! Especially the cops! WATCH OUT! Because theirs a chance one of these manetees is gonna cyber bully you to death. With her insults of calling you fat or sexist or a nazi. While she or he is probably typing on a 1950s computer with Cheetos dust all over there hands and McDonald wrappers and grease everywhere. And trash cans filled with adult diapers for morbidly obese people. Listen I’m not against people of color or women or trans or gay people. For I am a person of color. But the thing is sjws will stop at nothing to try to make you feel bad about your self. If your racist or a bad person. Check yourself and try to be better. If there are any sjw.s reading this sharing it to all your triggered buddy’s. So he it. But one last thing. Nobody I mean nobody in this world is perfect. But we can be better. Have a great day or not my normal people and anti sjws who fight for freedom of speech and happiness in the world. And for sjws. STAY AWAY FOUL BEAST!

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Shibe

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Cod waw remastered

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Shrek’s mighty crap!

This is based on a halarious plush video! Enjoy!

Shrek: Oh donkey! I think this is gonna the biggest crap! That might be in history! Huuhhhh!!!!

(VIOLENT CRROOOOPP)

Shrek: AHH Donkey!

(Crap)

Shrek: AHHHHHHHHHHH I need to get the phone!

(Crap stops for a few seconds. Then resumes)

Shrek: AH DONKEY! DONKKAAAAAHHHHH! Donkey! DONKEY! Well donkeys not here! What am I gonna do?

Donkey: Hey shrek!

Shrek: Oh Thank sweet baby Jesus your here! Call a plumber! Now donkey!

Donkey: what’s the number?

Shrek: im having a big crap!

Donkey: is it 44286?

Shrek: call a plumber donkey!

Donkey: I know the number! It’s 44286.

Shrek: I don’t care! Just call him!

Donkey: ok I’m calling him.

Fire station: hello this is the Brooklyn fire fighter callin.

Donkey: oh crap I called the fire station. Ok I have a big crap here! Can you come pick it up. Put it in the drya? Do you wash things in the drya?

Fire fighter: no you put it in the microwave.

Donkey: oh yeah! And also I need you to make me a cheese salad! It’s gonna be really cool and uh also plumb this toilet!

Shrek: donkey. Just get the stupid plumber to come here. I said it like a million times.

Fire fighter: ok I’m here.

Donkey: already?

Ff: ok what’s the problem?

shrek: OK YOU SEE I MAKE MASSIVE CRAP IN THE TOILET!

Ff: ok let me see the crap. I hope it’s not really big

Shrek: you don’t want to see the crop!

Ff: let me do this! This is my job! It’s really putting out fires but it clean craps too! Ok just wait outside the door for like a few minutes

Shrek leaves the bathroom...

Ff: ok donkey may you go too I don’t want a donkey to kill me in the bathroom!

Donkey leaves...

(From bathroom) Ff: OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD IN THE NAME OF JESUS’S PIZZA PIE IS THAT OHHH GOOODD AHHH 😢

Shrek: DONKEY YOUR IN MY HOUSE!

Ff: YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THAT THING?!!

Shrek: WELL YOUR IN MY HOUSE! AND IM TOO LAZY TO DO IT MYSELF SO YOU STUPID IDIOT JUST CLEAN IT!

Ff: WHY CANT YOU JUST GET OF YOUR LAZY BUM AND CLEAN IT?! THIS IS THE SIZE OF JESUS’S PIZZA PIE! In the name of hell.

Shrek: *inhale* I DONT CARE! I hired you with like. A penny.

Ff: your gonna have to give me about 5000 dollars after this.

Shrek: CLEAN DA CROP!

Ff: I don’t have a plunger.

Shrek: I don’t care! It’s like in the bathroom! CLEAN IT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!

Ff: Ok I’ll be out in A minute let me just clean the crap.

(Closed door)

Crash! Splash! Bang!

Ff: AHH AHH!

(Desperately trying to escape the bathroom!) ff: 🤢😭 ITS SO STOPPED UP AHHHHHH!!! WAIT WTF. EVERYONE GET OUT ITS GONNA BLOW!

donkey: RUN!!

Shrek: DONKAAHH?!

The end.

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One of my favorite movies! Desmond does and his team were true hero’s. Remember them!

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Reaction to hacksaw ridge ending! (Racist jokes srry)

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Avoid the sjw and weird parts all cost

How does one ‘socialize’ on Tumblr?

Do you have to like… suck up your insecurities and just talk to people?

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Typical tumblr again!

Getting really tired of hearing; “those who choose to believe in evolution instead of God.” As though evolution is a religion.

I know plenty of Christians, Agnostics, Hindus, and Pagans who all accept and promote scientific education.

I know plenty of religious folk who believe the earth is round, men evolved from a common ancestor of chimpanzees, and the universe started in a Big Bang.

I know plenty of religious people who vaccinate their children.

I know plenty of religious people who are absolutely normal people! And I hate when religious conspiracy theorists perpetuate this idea that in order to believe in god or magic, you have to agree with them.

I’m also tired of atheists assuming religious= nutjob, but right now I’m running into far fewer atheistic assholes than I am nutjobs denying other believers.

My parents are Christian. I’m a Taoist. My best friend is a witch. All 5 of us encourage scientific education. All 5 of us put action over prayer to take care of ourselves and others.

All 5 of us accept that our beliefs cannot substitute modern medicine, and that science is not a conspiracy.

If science threatens to destroy your faith, I don’t think it’s a conspiracy, I think it’s your faith…

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Private Ikari chapter 6 final battle of the pacific. (Finale)

Ikari was in the hospital for 4 months. And usagi was 8 months pregnant. Ikari’s gunshot wound on his leg will give him a limp for most of his life. But he went back to his sqaud Jason,kumma,cooper,violet,etc. while Nezumi and her lightning strike team of jets.

In shuri castle...

Ryuu: we have men guarding all gates. Armed with ariska mk2’s.

General Levi: but my emporer the allies have superior weapons and training. Our army is but a milita that are being wiped in the floor.

Ryuu: well then. I have an idea. We recently acquired some tanks from russia. We about 100 both gates we have 20 guarding. And 60 within the castle.

*WHISLTE* *BOOM*

A imperial guard hyperventilating and covered him blood and mud ran in. Sir! My majesty! The Americans are striking the gates. WITH ARTILLERY!

General: guide the tanks to the American position.

*gunfire* *BOOM*

On the allied point of view...

Ikari: MY BROTHERS! MONTHS OF BLOODSHED AND PAIN. MARINE BLOOD SPILT. FOR OUR NATION AND FELLOW BROTHERS WHO REMAIN AND FIGHT! NO SACRIFICE TO GREAT!!!!!!!

Marines: HOOAH!

IKARI: CHARGE!

The young and hardened marines led by Ikari and Jason charged and let out battle cry that will give a grown man nighthmares for the rest of there lives more than the war itself. The anger and hatred,and determination. To defend there homeland and fellow brothers and sisters.

(Machine gunfire)

Men fell down ripped limb from limb. But that didn’t stop the marines. They charged. The japense soldiers charged back! The soldiers on both sides fought with bayonets ⚔️ and exchanged gunfire. A japense soldier grabbed Ikari by his shirt. Both dropping there weapons. they screamed in each other’s faces with ugly and hateful expressions.

Japense soldier: RAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Ikari: RRRRAAAGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

💥

The 2 soldiers when flying back.. a non lethal grande went of.

The japense soldier grabbed his katana and ran at Ikari as he tried to grab his gun.

*slash*

Ikari: AGH!!!!

*BANG*

J.s: 😵

Ikari’s face had a slash across it from the enemy’s kantana.

Ikari: dirty Tojo. fuck. WE GOTTA KEEP MOVING MEN!

Kumma: is your face ok man?

Jason: do you need a medic soldier!?

Ikari: I’m ok man! And no sir!

Nezumi on radio: JAPENSE AA *static* GUNS *static* ARE TAKING OUT MY PILOTS! SHIT IM GOING DOWN!

Kumma: SHIT! LOOK!

They saw Nezumi and a few other jets crash and some others crash into one of shuri castle’s towers.

Ikari: NNEEZZUMMII!!!!!!!

All Ikari saw was red. He heard japense soldiers screaming. Cracking of his gun and enemies necks. And his primal war cry. When he could see he was in the tower. Dead body’s everywhere. Ripped open and full of holes and cracked necks. He saw combat medics coming and helping Nezumi and her fellow pilots.

Combat medic: Soldier are you ok?

Ikari: yes sir. 🤕

Ikari ,Jason and kumma rushed to there friend while fending off the enemy.

Nezumis eyes started to close and she began to go pale.

Jason: Goddamn it soldier! Stay with me.

Nezumi eyes opened. And she got up and grabbed a m2 Garand off a dead marine.

Nezumi: I..it wa..was a..an h..honor. Lea..lead m..my a..and y..your m..men t..to v..v..victory. Now go. GO!

Ikari: NO!

Jason and kumma has restrain Ikari from running into the machine gunfire.

Jason: godamn it! That’s and order!

Ikari: NO! NO!

The 3 watched in horror and awe as there friend shot a bunch of japense soldiers down! And took out all the machine guns that were killing marines and airmen! But one bullet hit her in the head. She fell to the ground.

Ikari fell on his knees. Kumma passed out from. shock and Jason tried to get Ikari to snap out of it.

Ikari began to laugh. But it wasn’t happy laughing. It was the laugh of a mad man.

Ikari: AHHH HAHAHAHA GOD DAMN IT YOU JUST HAD TO. YOU JUST HAD TO.

Ikari Began to scream and sob. One of his friends. She was like a sister to him.

Ikari: FFFFUUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Ikari’s true true inner rage began to show he got up and grabbed a machine gun from a dead soldier. He rained led upon the soldiers at the last gate. He then grabbed a flame thrower and used that and his gun. He killed 50 men in 10 minutes. True rage he burned through guns and flame throwers. He then saw tanks coming. But the marines had rows of men with rpg’s in lines like there ancestors who fought in lines with muskets.

Ikari: FIRE!!!!!!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM*

All tanks were wiped out by marines and more jets.

When all enemy soldiers where dead. Ikari ran into the main castle towards the small bunker that ryuu and the general hid. He had a magnum revolver. Ready to blow there heads off. He didn’t care. Even if ryuu was related to him.

Ikari easily picked of the guards.

Ikari busted down the door.

Ikari: FREEZE!

Ikari shot the general in the head in blind rage.

And gave ryuu the darkest and most hateful look.

Ryuu gave a sadistic smile.

Ryuu: oh. Ikari how you’ve grown. How is your mother doing. With that American idiot of a father of yours.

Ikari: I swear to god. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!

Ryuu: go ahead. My empire is still powerful. I have men In the cia! In the army! In our family. Everything you know is a lie. Your just a little kid. You don’t understand the true nature of chaos.

Ikari: you! with your one dimensional bullshit! I’m done with it! You hurt my family. My friends. My brothers and sisters. You caused the rape and cannibleism upon men women and children. You may be my flesh and blood. But money and evil blood different than my blood. Or anyone’s.

Ryuu: really? Is there any good or evil in war? One side may have good intentions. But. They will still commit the same atrocities and murder as the other side. Think. The atomic bomb in heroshima.etc. It shows that war isn’t hell. Hell spares the innocent.

Ikari was in shock. All those brothers he lost.

Ikari: well. I know one thing. Your going to hell BAKA!

*bang*

Ikari walked out of the castle covered in blood. He grabbed the American flag and the marines placed the flag in the center of the destroyed battlefield. The marines stuck the fallen soldiers rifles into the ground by the barrel. And then. Placed the marines helmets and dog tags on top of it. All surrounding the flag in honor. Then they looked up. And saw u.n choppers and convoys coming. The new republic of Japan took control of the castle and built a memorial.

The plane that was taking them home came. When They were landing at fort Irwin airfield. They then boarded the bus and drove to San deigo. Back home. Ikari looked out the windows of the bus. He saw civilians cheering. People in peace. He shed a tear of happiness. He looked up. And smiled.

Ikari: have fun up there Nezumi.

Kumma smiled st his buddy.

Kumma: Yo man. We’re home man. We made it.

When the got to the station they saw people cheering flying the u.n and u.s flag! People saluting them and singing the national anthem. Cooper was fighting in the eastern front against the Germans and other cdp factions.

At usagi’s house...

Usagi sat outside on the porch waiting for her husband.

She saw army transport truck and saw Ikari come out. Wearing the blue marine uniform with the White Hat. With medals on his chest. Usagi rushed to her love. They embraced each other and kissed.

Ikari: I missed you my love.

Usagi: me too Dear! Let’s surprise your parents!

Ikari was still scared for life from the battle. But he was so happy to be home.

And the Haida and restuko Hudson residence...

Retsuko was in the living room. Sad. She wanted her baby to come home. She saw the framed picture of Ikari wearing his infantry uniform. No scar or anything. A smiling hyena.

She picked up the portrait and hugged it.

She felt Haida’s hand in her shoulder.

Haida: looks like a movie star. Our boy. I heard america won the battle. Hopefully he’s ok. They saw usagi’s car drive up. Usagi came up to the door. And knocked.

Haida opened it

Retsuko: oh hey usagi!

Haida: what’s up?

Usagi: well. I have a surprise!

Ikari came out of the car.

Retsuko began to cry. She and Haida rushed to him. Hugging him and crying.

Retsuko: OH MY GOD MY BABY!

haida: My boy is home!

Usagi smiled at the reunion.

Haida saw the medals. The Purple Heart. And Medal of Honor. And the scar across ikari’s face. So did retsuko.

Haida: son. I’m so proud of you. Those medals are ones of warriors. A symbol of all your brothers in arms. And that scar. I can tell you and your brothers cheated death there.

Ikari: thank you dad.

Usagi: Ikari! I have great news! Our son is due in 1 more month!

Ikari: began to shed a few tears and hugged his wife.

Retsuko: I’m so exited!!

Haida: me to!!

The end

I will do more a story about cooper and kumma on the eastern front!

Credit to

@kingdomofkitten

@firecraker-art-lounge

And many other great creators! Thank you for reading!

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Spooder!

Chilobrachys sp huahini | Malaysian Giant Fawn (juvenile female, 3.75″)

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