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          ❝ i did say mostly. ❞ mirroring his expression is as natural to her as breathing. there’s no sense of discomfort or her putting on an act to keep favorable opinions ; this is irrevocably and indisputably her, vulnerabilities laid out as though her painted lips are an open wound. 
comments from his end have her rolling her eyes. not out of typical annoyance, but rather the ridiculousness of the request. ❝ recording it isn’t necessary, i’m not going anywhere. you’ll probably hear me say it again sometime. —— anyway, i’m making breakfast, if you want to know what an edible omelette’s like. ❞
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        “ —see that? that’s crazy talk right there, pep. besides, i think you have to be a little insane to be around me as much as you are. “ tony grins, the gesture creasing his eyes and bringing tension to the apple of his cheeks. the muscular strain serves as a reminder that he doesn’t smile like this often. supposes that she brings out the best in him. “ wait, hold on. did you just admit to being crazy about me ??  c’mon, say it again. i need to document this special moment. ——jarvis, get the cameras rolling! “
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“Your crazy matches my crazy, big-time.”
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          ❝ i’d like to think we’re mostly sane, actually. unless you’re talking about being crazy for each other, because that, i’ll agree with. ❞
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taken aback, she pauses before the woman whose teeth glint like headlights, with pepper as the deer before them. offer help and get ( verbally ) bitten ; not that she’s unused to hostility ( it’s a package deal with this sort of job ) , but it certainly wasn’t what she expected. biting back probably isn’t a good idea, but ...
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          ❝ i’d like to see you stand and try. ❞ lacking genuine fire, the statement’s spark serves as a partial joke. her fingers don’t dare dip into the front pocket of her bag, though.❝ i’ll have to take your word for it because it looks pretty bad from where i’m standing. ——— do you ... want help at all ? or are you planning on just laying here until it heals ?❞  
❛  if you even so much as fucking  REACH  for your phone, i’ll make sure yours bends like this, too.   ❜  she bares her teeth, feral, snarling, but lets out a hiss.  her hand claps around the jagged bone at her shin, lips snapping tight  &  closed.  ❛                 it’s not as bad as it looks.  ❜
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she hums, the sound aiming to soothe vague annoyance, only to be cancelled by the teasing that follows.  ❝ mmm ... no, not planning on it. ❞   smile ever present when at his side, trust reassures her that this really won’t be a repeat offense. the air is different this time ; not tense, per se, but thick with great expectations and patience for approval to perhaps fill in the gaps.
summer-sweetened strawberries were a peace offering bought in ignorance, and this isn’t like that. this is something he’s worked hard on, not something swiped at the last moment. over-the-top reveals are more his style, yet everything about this is subdued, from gently guiding her to blocking out senses as opposed to overwhelming them. that’s as far as her deductive powers lead her, to know that this must be heartfelt ; but what will await her when the curtain finally parts ... she can’t tell. 
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          ❝ i promise that if i don’t like it you’ll be able to tell if my smile is forced. ❞
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                        ❛     you’re never going to let me live that one down, are you ?     ❜   soft exasperation mired in the long-surrendered defeat of bygone misadventures harmlessly blunting the edge of his voice, he propels her forwards with an energy born of pure excitement.  anticipation that thrills down his spine  &  sets a nervous, manic air that only someone who’s known him as well as she always has could discern.  they draw to a stop just outside the garage,  a few feet away from the  SURPRISE  awaiting her in glorious crimson  &  riveted steel,  titanium alloy agleam in the dying light of dusk.  he hesitates,  just for a moment, glancing down to level with her gaze though he can’t see her eyes.   
❛     okay …  okay,  it’s.                    don’t spare my feelings if you don’t like it, alright  ?  i don’t want this to be another giant bunny incident.  you can be honest.     ❜
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                    “   my dear pepper, you’ve never known me to simply settle for things without getting the upper hand.. perhaps if you accept my offer outright, i may go.. easy, on our dear tony stark in my paper’s article?  ”
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          ❝ an admirable character trait. ❞
hers is a practiced smile, one that feigns realness by fanning the edges of her eyes. reporters just love to wedge their way in at any cost and unfortunately victoria knows exactly what tony so desperately needs right now : ( at least somewhat, if not completely ) positive press. opportunities like these she can’t pass up, especially when pepper so expertly knows how to paint her boss in good light. 
          ❝ miss conley, just a forewarning : considering that some matters that come up may be avengers related, i’m not the most knowledgeable source for that. ❞ a lie, hopefully a believable one, considering she doesn’t don her own suit of armor. makes it easier to move away from certain topics and it’s much less conspicuous than opting to give no response. 
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“They have an amazing TGI Fridays.”
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          ❝ and we have a wonderful kitchen here where i can eat, rather than spending two hours out that i don’t have to spare. ❞
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DEADPOOL (2016) Starters;
This is a (more-or-less) complete list of quotes from the film. Send a quote, or just send “💀💩L” for a random starter. Change pronouns as necessary.  NSFW; includes strong language, sexual references, mentions of cancer, animal abuse, ableist/transphobic language, etc.  
“I’m getting kinda lonesome back here.”
“Love is a beautiful thing.”
“It’s Christmas, and I’m after someone on my naughty list.”
“How about a crisp high five?”
“Fucking mutant.”
“Maximum effort.”
“Have you seen this man?”
“I’ve never said this, but don’t swallow!”
“Shit…did I leave the stove on?”
“I only brought 12 bullets, so you’re gonna have to share.”
“Someone’s not counting.”
“Stupid…worth it!”
“I’m touching myself tonight.”
“Now…if I were a 200-pound sack of assholes named _______, where would I hide?”
“Really? Rolling up the sleeves?”
“That guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabob!”
“I may be super, but I am no hero.”
“I didn’t order the pizza.”
“Then who placed the call?”
“I will shoot your fucking cat!”
“I don’t have a cat.”
“You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They’re jeans, not a chandelier.”
“Words hurt, but not as much as serrated steel.”
“That came out wrong…or did it?” 
“Should’ve brought my rollerblades.”
“And that’s why we do it. Mostly the money, though.”
“Think you could fuck up my stepdad?”
“If I give some guy a pavement facial, it’s because he’s earned it.”
“You’re my hero!”
“I’d like a blowjob- the drink, moose-knuckle.” 
“I ain’t taking no babysitting money.”
“You know, for a merc, you’re pretty warm-blooded.”
“Ah, he’s not such a bad kid.”
“Just a little light stalking.”
“I was way worse at his age.”
“Yeah, I’ve seen your Instagram.”
“What were special forces doing in _________, anyway?”
“That’s classified.”
“They have an amazing TGI Fridays.”
“Alright…Kalua, Bailey’s, and whipped cream. I give you: a blowjob.” 
“He’s still breathing.”
“Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!”
“Domestic, nothing imported!”
“I’m living until I’m 102, and then dying, like the city of Detroit.”
“Hands off the merchandise.”
“You’d better apologize before- yeah. That.” 
“I’m sorry, I don’t have a filter between my mouth and my-”
“Hey, hey! Hakuna his tatas!”
“Go cast a spell.”
“So…you bump fuzzies for money?”
“Rough childhood?”
“Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?”
“They took turns.”
“Who would do such a thing?”
“I get it. You love skee-ball. Apparently, more than you love vagina!” 
“Prepare to lose tragically.”
“Ruh-roh!”
“Well I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up.” 
“FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot!” 
“What do we do with the remaining two minutes thirty-seven seconds?” 
“…Cuddle?”
“How long can we keep this up?”
“Happy Valentine’s Day.”
“Happy Chinese New Year.”
“Happy International Women’s Day.”
“Happy Lent.”
“Happy Thanksgiving.”
“Happy Halloween!”
“If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?” 
“Oh, that sweater is awful! Looks good on you, though.”
“I’ve been thinking. About why we’re so good together.” 
“Your crazy matches my crazy, big-time.”
“There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you- but only because you haven’t gotten around to asking me.”
“Will you marry me?”
“Will you stick it in my…?”
“Uhh…jinx?”
“Where were you hiding that?”
“That’s my line.”
“Oh, I feel just like a little girl!”
“Aww, Star Wars jokes.”
“Jesus Christ, it’s like I made you in a computer!”
“Pee break.”
“Here’s the thing: life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This has been the ultimate commercial break, which means it’s time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.”  
“You’re clowning…you’re not clowning.”
“You look like you need a blowjob and a shower.”
“Can I help you with something?” ( optional: “Besides luring children into a panel van?” )
“Forty-one confirmed kills. That’s one every seven weeks, same rate most folks get a haircut.”
“I tried the hero business once, and it left a mark. But if I ever hit fuck it, I’ll give you a call.” 
“His drink’s on him.”
“This is my most prized possession.”
“I want you to remember me, not the ghost of Christmas me.”
“It’s a real shit-show- like the Yakov Smirnoff opening for the spin doctors at the Iowa State Fair- and under no circumstances will I take you to that show.” 
“I swear to God, I’m gonna find you in the next life and I’m going to boombox Careless Whisper outside your window.”
“Nobody is boomboxing anything!”
“We can beat this.”
“I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamed I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.” 
“They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he’s just a bad parent.” 
“The worst part about cancer isn’t what it does to you- it’s about what it does to the people you love.” 
“You finally hit fuck-it.”
“Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else’s.”
“Just promise you’ll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else.” 
“Please don’t make the super-suit green. Or animated!”
“This place looks sanitary.”
“My first request is warmer hands. Jesus, and a warmer bed!” 
“Aren’t you a little strong for a lady?” ( optional: “I’m calling wang!” )
“I’m just excited for my first day of superhero camp!”
“We have another talker.”
“Is ____ your real name? Because it sounds suspiciously made-up.” ( optional: “What is it really? Mitch? Kevin? Bruce? The Rickster? Is it Basil Fawlty?” )
“My opening speech used to be full of euphemisms, like “This may hurt a little” and “You may experience some discomfort”…”
“You’ve heard the whole “make an omlette, break some eggs” bit, yeah?
“I no longer feel pain. In fact, I no longer feel anything.” 
“You have something in your teeth.”
“Ahh, made you look!”
“One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.”
“What- you’re just going to leave me with angrier Rosie O’Donnell, here?”
“In order for this to work, we have to cause you intense pain.”
“Anything on my bucket list would have to involve public nudity.”
“Hey, don’t take any shit from him. After all, how tough can he be with a name like _______?”
“You are so relentlessly annoying.”
“Why don’t you do us all a favour and shut the fuck up before I sew that pretty mouth shut?” 
“Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
“What’s my name?”
“Enjoy your weekend.”
“Fucking hell! Looks like someone just lost his shot at homecoming king!”
“I’ve seen side-effects like this before.”
“You sadistic fuck! What have you done to me?!” 
“I’ve cured you.” 
“You’re immortal. I’m actually quite jealous.”
“This ain’t a life worth living, is it?”
“I’m gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90′s!”
“…Dad?”
“Benefits of being a superhero? They pull down a gaggle of ass. Dry-cleaning, coffee shops, lucrative movie deals, including spin-offs as well as larger ensemble movies…” 
“They’re all lame-ass teacher’s pets!”
“You know I can hear you?”
“Wasn’t talking to you!”
“I don’t have time for your X-Men bullshit, ________!”
“Who’s this? Your sidekick?”
“_________? What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever!”
“Can we go?”
“Look at me! I’m a teenage girl! I’d rather be anywhere than here! I’m all about long sullen silences, punctuated by mean comments, followed by more sullen silences! So, what’s it gonna be? Long sullen silence, or mean comment?”
“You got me in a box here, dude.”
“You’re really gonna fuck this up for me?”
“It’s not like I’m hurting anyone!”
“That guy was already up there when I got here!” 
“Oh, your poor wife!”
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.”
“You ever hear about the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest?”
“Do you have an off-switch?”
“Yeah, it’s right next to the prostate. Or is that the on-switch?” 
“This is embarrassing.”
“Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!”
“You ever seen 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.”
“Are you there, God? It’s me, ________!”
“Rock, meet bottom.”
“You are…haunting.”
“You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.” 
“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”
“You look like a testicle with teeth.”
“You will die alone.”
“Captain _______…no. Just ________. Definitely just ________.”
“________. That sounds like a fucking franchise.” 
“Tell me where your fucking boss is, or you’re gonna die!” ( optional: “…in five minutes!” )
“Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist not to hit you? This is so confusing!”
“I’ll take a footlong. Fully loaded.”
“You’re looking very alive.”
“You might wanna look away for this.”
“This little piggy went to…”
“Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red.”
“I got blood in your garbage.”
“A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls.” 
“She’s like the Robin to my Batman.”
“Smells like old lady pants in here!”
“Yes, I’m old. Yes, I wear pants.”
“Ah, but you’re no lady.”
“Ohh, so comfy!”
“How’s the Kullen coming along? Ikea doesn’t assemble itself, you know.”
“Please. Anything’s an improvement over the Hurdal. I’d have taken a Hemnes or a Trysil over a Hurdal.”
“Screw, please.”
“Just kidding, I know it’s been decades.”
"You’d be surprised.”
“Pretty grossed out.”
“Hashtag drive-by.”
“Why such a douche this morning?”
“Hashtag drive-by.”
“Whoops. You weren’t meant to see that.”
“Looks aren’t everything.”
“Looks ARE everything! You ever hear David Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium!” 
“It’s about the size of a KFC spork.”
“I’ll bet it feels huge in this hand.”
“Found out who our friend in the red suit is.”
“We’ll put him out of our misery.”
“Can I get you anything? Maybe some clothes that aren’t monochromatic?”
“I’m looking for a friend of mine. Was wondering if you could help.”
“Uh, sweetheart, you might want to look behind you.”
“Probably not the best place to do that.”
“That’s alright, we’ve got everything we need.”
“Enjoy your midnight screening of Blade II.”
“We got a serious fucking problem, and by we I mean you.”
“Is there a word that means afraid and angry at the same time?”
“Have you decided what you’re gonna say to her?” 
“Fuck me!”
“Uh, maybe not start with that.”
“You can’t buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.”
“Go get ‘em, tiger.”
“Every time I see her, it’s like the first time. Especially from this angle.” 
“Some guy was asking for you. Something about an old boyfriend.” 
“I knew it was you.”
“You have ____ to thank for this.”
“Motherfucker! Cock-juggling jiminy-fuck!”
“That’s the shit emoji. You know, the turd with the smiling face and the eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long…”
“I need all the guns!”
“That’s all the pieces in the apartment.”
“Careful, Ronnie Milsap! We’re downrange!”
“I have to admit, this is holding my interest.”
“I’d go with you, but…I don’t want to.”
“45 cal. I like it.”
“If I never see you again, I just want you to know that I love you, very much.”
“Wanna get fucked up?”
“Ripley! From Alien 3!”
“Fuck, you’re old!”
“Ha-ha! Fake laugh, to hide the pain!”
“That bad guy you let get away stole my girl, and you’re going to help me get her back!”
“____? Is that you?”
“Yeah, it’s me, ________, and I’m here to make you an offer you can’t refuse!”
“I’ll just wait out here.”
“It’s a big house. It’s weird that I only ever see two of you.”
“…And that is why, in my opinion, the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.”
“I’m so proud of you.”
“He’s so dead.”
“Cue the music.”
“Hey- where’s your duffel bag?”
“We’re just going to have to do this the old-fashioned way: with two swords, and maximum effort.”
“Thanks, dickless.”
“You’ve got the wrong girl.”
“My boyfriend’s dead.”
“See, I thought that too. But he just keeps coming back. Like a cockroach.”
“I may not feel, but he does.”
“Let’s see how he fights with your head on the block.”
“Oh, I’ma fuckin’ spell it out for ya.”
“That’s why I brought him!”
“I prefer not to hit a woman.”
“I mean…that’s why I brought her?”
“Oh no, please. Finish your tweet. Go on. Hashtag it.”
“Finish fucking her the fuck up!”
“Language, please!”
“Suck a cock!”
“Look away, child! LOOK AWAY!”
“I’m gonna give ya’ll a chance to lay down your firearms in exchange for preferential, gentle, possibly even lover-like treatment.”
“That is so sweet!”
“Does he write you notes too?”
“Climb on!”
“You were right, red really is my color.”
“I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve, ‘cause I’mma go looking!”
“You grow back body parts? When I’m finished, parts will have to grow back you.”
“Don’t worry, I’m gonna get you out of that shitbox!”
“Let’s dance, and by dance I mean let’s try to kill each other!”
“I’ve played a lot of roles. Damsel in distress ain’t one of them.” 
“Don’t worry, I’ve got this under control!”
“I got a plan. You’re not gonna like it.”
“Just take it slow.”
“You really thought there was a cure for that?”
“It sounds even stupider when you say it.”
“As stupid as admitting you can’t do the one thing I’m keeping you alive for?”
“Four or five moments. That’s all it takes to become a hero. Everyone thinks it’s a full-time job- wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, go to work a hero- not true.”
“Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that really matter. Moments when you’re offered a choice to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend…spare an enemy.”
“You were droning on and on!”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m just a boy who’s about to stand in front of a girl, and tell her…what the fuck am I going to tell her?!”
“I deserved that- and that- ah, maybe not the nethers-!”
“Start talking!”
“I live in a crack house with 12 other people. Every night we spoon for warmth…everyone fights for Noelle, she’s the fattest. There’s nothing we don’t share. Floor space, dental floss…even condoms.”
“So you live in a house?”
“Hey after a period of adjustment and a shitload of drinks, it’s a face I’d be happy to sit on.”
“I should’ve come and found you sooner.” 
“The guy under this mask, he ain’t the same one that you remember.”
“I’m not the same under this suit, either. Super-penis.”
“Go be a really, really big brother to someone!”
“Tell _____ to quit shitting on my lawn!” 
“And you, Sinead O’Connor- Nothing Compares 2 U!”
“And now for the moment I’ve all been waiting for.”
“You’re still here? It’s over. Go home!”
“What were you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number?” 
“We don’t have that kind of money.”
“Don’t leave your garbage all lying around. It’s a total dick move.” 
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          ❝ someone has to be when this gets out of hand.❞ she leans back on her heels, nose slightly wrinkled, when he seems close to puking. fortunately, no crazy party is involved this time. it’s a clean, relatively controlled environment. it does make her heart ache to know he’d rather turn to a bottle than talk to people who care about him but ... that isn’t her call to make. she can coerce him to attend meetings or give quotes, but she can’t force him to talk.  
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real as her empathy may be, responsibility and the lack of preparedness leave her flabbergasted. ❝ late ?? you can’t be serious. it’s morning, tony. i wouldn’t be here if it was late. ——— and when i say if, i mean depending on whether you’re up to it. they’re stuck in traffic, so there’s still a chance to cancel, but that’ll be the second time this month and you’re running out of excuses.❞
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        “ oh, c’mon, pep. don’t be a—— “ head lurching forward, his chest follows suit. ( he’s not going to throw up. absolutely not. ) mouth twitching, tony swallows down the approaching nausea before slowly looking up to meet miss potts’ gaze. she does have a point, and— wow, he needs a shower. “ …buzzkill. y’know, maybe you’re right, but d’you really think the press’ll come around this late ?? “
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“You look nice. Oh - I’m not flirting with you.” smh @ clark
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          ❝ you say it as though giving someone a compliment is a crime. ❞ red velvet lips used to giving their signature grin forget their fatigue for a moment, switching to a more genuine, weightless effort. ❝ thank you, really. you look handsome yourself. i give you credit for being able to match your pocket square to your tie unlike ... roughly sixty percent of the men here.❞ 
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          ❝ your leg is definitely not supposed to be bending like that. ——— i’m calling an ambulance, don’t move. ❞
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ASK MEME: SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK EDITION
Hiya everyone! Here’s a list of one-liners inspired by one of my all-time favorite books/movies, Silver Linings Playbook.
“I’m empty. I have nothing.”
“Calm down, crazy.”
“You’re killing me!”
“Do you feel that? That’s emotion.”
“You’re hiding something from me, I can tell.”
“Do you love me?”
“Maybe I know something you don’t know.”
“You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.”
“I still love you in my own fucked-up way.”
“You look nice. Oh - I’m not flirting with you.”
“I need you so fucking bad.”
“You know, for a while, I thought you were the best thing that ever happened to me. But now I’m starting to think you’re the worst.”
“What did the doctor say?”
“I don’t feel anything.”
“Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?”
“When I needed you the most, I was abandoned.”
“You’re a hypocrite.”
“I’m risking a lot, but only because I believe in you.”
“I don’t want to stay in this bad place. I want a happy ending.”
“You have poor social skills. You have a problem.”
“Miracles happen on Christmas; everybody knows that.”
“Are you taking the proper dosage of your medication?”
“It can still be a date if you order Raisin Bran.”
“I opened up to you, and you judged me.”
“They’re my best friend, but they’re not you. You’re the one I love.”
“This whole thing was a mistake.”
“When life reaches out to you, it’s a sin if you don’t reach back.”
“I love you. I knew it the minute I met you.”
“I’m just trying to be romantic.”
“How many drinks have you had?”
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          calloused fingers veil her sight, anticipation building at her core. not out of dread, nor is it entirely composed of excitement either, considering his efforts have been ... questionable in the past. ❝ just tell me one thing : when you say you have a surprise, you don’t mean another giant stuffed animal, right ? ❞ her lips but can’t help but curl in spite of her declaring she appreciated the thought when it towered over the driveway.
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          ❝ oh, god. this is just about the last thing we need right now. ❞
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