This blog supports Kesha 100% #FreeKesha
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i dont play borderlands or kno anything about it but apparently there’s two guys named Jack and one of them is handsome
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“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
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“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday.
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Women cook for men for the same reason cats bring their owners dead animals. You think it’s because they love and respect you, but really they just think you’re too incompetent to feed yourself.
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Bob scrubbin’ your blog.
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them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
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