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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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REDOWNLOADED TUMBLR BC I COULD'NT NOT SHARE THIS :

Currently re listening trough s3 and martin and melanie talk aboit how exausting it is to do statments , and my little mind goes :" isn't it woerd that if it's so exausting even 4 jon , he still goes back to it like a hunger ?" AND THEN IT HIT ME : it's fucking DIDGESTION. they are tired like ppl are after eating too much , just like they crave it when they didn't have enough.

It fucking kills me because it means they are not the victims of statements , they are didgesting them .

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mans has a phd

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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going absolutely feral over this collection of items that washed up on Cornish beaches Lego Lost At Sea on twitter

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what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

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Entry-level baddie in an indie Legend of Zelda clone: *uses an elementary pathfinding algorithm to walk around a one-tile obstacle rather than rubbing its face against it trying to take the shortest path*

Me:

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happy april 30th!

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