is it funny if i call heinrix x the rogue trader vanvon. i want to make a proper ship name but like... van calox + von valancius = vanvon. vonvan? if i search up vonvan i get 𝟭𝟲'' Matte Black Shower Head, California 1.8 GPM Modern Rain Shower Head, Large Stainless Steel High Pressure Shower Heads, Full Body Coverage Rainfall Shower Head with Self Cleaning Nozzles
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it's been quite difficult to do things lately, drawing included, but making this weird thing was pretty relaxing ^_^ it is a friend
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a journey of pain, growth and persistence
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Bridle me.
Thwart me.
Fell me.
Then you will be God.
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ranking disho2 sword hilts by how good i think they'd feel shoved up your cooch:
S tier: Oracular Sister mace. ribbed for your pleasure and as close to round as you're gonna get
A tier: regular guard sword. rounded edges and somewhat interesting shape on this one. very smooth. bit of a taper on the ball at the end for easier insertion
B tier: Overseer's sabre and witches' sword. the sabre's not gonna feel like much and the shape sucks but at least it seems pretty sacrilegious so that's a plus from me. the witch's sword gets points for its nice polished wood material and the vines are probably interesting texture-wise but I feel like the slightly hooked end of the hilt could scrape unpleasantly and if the vines are alive like most of Delilah's plants i feel like shoving them inside yourself would be rather rude to them so I'm putting it down in B tier
C tier: Hatter cleaver. feel like fucking this thing would feel like fucking a minecraft man. putting it in this middle category because i know for a fact there's plenty of people out there who would absolutely fuck a minecraft man
D tier: Whaler knife. that thing's gonna scrape the fuck out of your insides. use this to experience what a pap smear in hell feels like
F tier: Pathmaker. that thing is gonna poke your cervix out. the flat end seems to me like it'd suction on to you and not let go when you try to pull it out, and the little diamonds on the wood part seem like they'd scratch the shit outta your insides. do not fuck this sword
??? tier: Howler "sword". good luck
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this is from a 2006 spin article where they interviewed gerard via AOL (pseudonym "NotOkayHelena"). starting to think this guy was "the blueprint".
context: mcr swept the spin readers poll of 2005, img 1 was in response to gerard being voted sexiest, img 2 was in response to a joke about the strokes being upset a newcomer took that prize
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"If you ReaLly want to sEE Mary, you shOUld just DiE. But You might be hEadiNg to A diffErent place than MARY, James."
Illustration to promote my silly fan-comic, which is super close to being done!
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pathologic classic endings as Nathan Coley sculptures:
the bachelor's ending:
the haruspex's ending:
the changeling's ending:
(from an old, now-deleted tweet of mine)
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