we've done it again folks
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Thrawn: This reminds me of a saying I learned recently, misery loves company.
Eli: You don't have to tell me that... It's the basis of our whole relationship.
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i like your shoelaces
Thank you. I got them from the president.
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I’m new here so idk how many notes is a “lot” but i’m getting way more attention than I ever got on twitter and i’m rlly excited. Have a drawing I made last week of the love of my life.
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or imagine they need legal proof of a ceremony so thrass marries eli and claims the child as his own because 'his niece is not getting kicked out of the ascendancy damnit no bastards in the mitth'
thrawn comes back and he is just like. what has happened why have you stolen my boyfriend not dead brother
Fic I'll eventually get around to writing
Trans Eli shows up at the ascendancy pregnant.
This is less than ideal, especially as the chiss are fairly conservative.
Thrass (who isn't dead. He was stranded for a while but he did get found) shows up and immediately is like "I don't know what your relationship was to Thrawn. But I'm putting it in the official record that the two of you performed a marriage ceremony and that you are his husband because the last thing that Thrawn needs is a child born out of wedlock. He has enough people thinking that he's a loose cannon without that. So you are married and that child is not a bastard you hear me"
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he’s so grumpy
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Thrawn: You've come to the right person.
Ba'kif: Excuse you, we didn't come to you at all.
Ar'alani: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking...
Thrawn: There was not time for you to figure out that you needed me. Fortunately, the walls are thin.
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Thrawn: Hello. I am your new commanding officer, Commodore Thrawn. My motto is simple: efficiency, efficiency, efficiency.
Karyn: Could probably just say it once.
Thrawn: Are you making fun of my stutter?
Karyn: Oh. Uh-
Thrawn: I don't have a stutter. See Vanto, I've already established my authority through my amazing sense of humor.
Eli:
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Karyn, about Thrawn: I can't believe he managed to get an Imperial driver's license.
Eli: He didn't. I dummied him up one. Not my best work, though. He wanted to look 30. I nearly airbrushed him into oblivion. Ended up checking “pantoran” on the form.
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Thrawn: It is difficult being in the Empire surrounded by humans. I haven't had sex in a year.
Ar'alani: You know, you've been in the Empire fifteen years.
Thrawn: It's hard to gauge time.
Ar'alani: Yeah, I'll bet.
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some scruffy eli for the beard lovers (thrawn being one of them) 😌
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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lives were changed
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fix-it au problems: anakin must have to lean down for EVERY family photo
(commission info // kofi support!)
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Chapters: 1/12
Fandom: Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Thrawn | Mitth'raw'nuruodo/Eli Vanto
Characters: Thrawn | Mitth'raw'nuruodo, Eli Vanto, Thalias | Mitth'ali'astov, Thurfian | Mitth'urf'ianico
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fusion, Historical Fantasy, Fire and Blood meets Star Wars, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Emperor Eli Vanto, don't worry it isn't all actually written like a historical account, it is a framing device my dudes
Summary:
Chapter XV11 of Bloodline: An Imperial Conquest details the elusive and scandlous relationship Emperor Eli VI had with his paramour Mitth'raw'nurodo. Written by historians centuries after, the truth of scandalous Imperial tale has been drawn from numerous hidden chronicles to understand what truly occured in the Emperor's bedchamber.
(or, the Emperor Eli/Favourite Thrawn origin story)
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WHEN WOMEN RULED: LADIES OF THE AFTERMATH BY ARCHMAESTER ABELON
JOHANNA LANNISTER capably led the remnants of the shattered Lannister forces in the ongoing conflict with the Greyjoys raiding the coasts, which continued as essentially a localized war even though the Dance had formally ended.
SAMANTHA TARLY was so politically influential that she was considered the functional co-ruler of Oldtown.
SHARIS FOOTLY ruled and rebuilt the devastated town as regent for her son, who was born after the death of her husband.
ALYS RIVERS was the former lover of Prince Aemond Targaryen and was seen to be pregnant in his presence. She later presented a young boy she claimed to be his posthumous son. As Harrenhal was at the heart of the devastated riverlands, Alys gathered to her a growing following of broken men until she established a small bandit-kingdom around the burnt-out castle.
SABITHA FREY went on to organize Widow Fairs for the hundreds of commoner women left widowed by the war, hoping to match them with the over a thousand men from the Stark army who had stayed in the south rather than overburden the North during the harsh winter. Her rule was stable enough by 134 AC that she was able to contribute six hundred soldiers to the royal host sent to end the succession war in the Vale of Arryn.
LADY JEYNE ARRYN, who ruled the Vale of Arryn in her own right since before the war began, and served as as member of the council of seven regents appointed for King Aegon III, from its inception in 131 AC until she died from an illness in 134 AC.
ELENDA BARATHEON served as regent for her son Royce Baratheon, who was born one week after his father died.
PRINCESS ALIANDRA MARTELL, who succeeded her father Qoren at the age of seventeen as the ruler of Dorne in the years following the war.
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