erik lensherr be like-
updating my last post
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Juggernaut: Welcome to the “Fuck Charles Xavier” Club, the club where we talk about how much we hate Charles Xavier. Before the meeting starts, would our newest member like to say a few words?
Magneto: [sweating] I think I’ve misunderstood the purpose of this club.
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Charles: Erik and I have something to tell you all.
Erik: We're together.
All the X-Men: ...
Hank: What were you going to tell us?
Charles: That we're together. Like, together together.
Peter: Yeah. What were you together going to tell us?
Jean: They are trying. They think they've been in the closet.
Peter: Seriously? Maybe a glass closet.
Raven: One of those penthouses that is entirely windows.
Erik: What are you talking about? We only started dating yesterday.
All the X-Men: YOU WHAT?!
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Two tickets for Barbie please !
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gay rep be like “kyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but… im a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queerbait will be like “There is so much more to you than you know. Not just pain and anger. There is good, too. I felt it.” and “I want you by my side. All of us together, protecting each other. We want the same thing.” and “You abandoned me! You took her, and you abandoned me!” and
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Watchergate: 4/19-4/22
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He is half of my soul, as the poets say.
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tbh shoutout to whoever pitched the idea for xmen first class and was like yeah bald dude in a wheelchair needs to be a SLUT and magnet guy needs to be a dramatic, stylish diva and they also need to have more chemistry than any other onscreen pairing in marvel ever and sexual tension that you could cut with a knife
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sometimes you need to go through a cuba beach divorce in order to get your paris chess proposal.
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i will vomit and go on a murder spree
if they retcon any of part of thrawn 2017 i will start tweaking ❤️
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I’ve been repeatedly reading your new Paula chapters today. They are bloody good 👍🏻
Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so happy for the positive responses to this fic, glad I am not just writing for myself.
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