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AND ARE YOU CARING FOR THE ANGEL'S PLANT IN YOUR USUAL WAY, OR ARE YOU CARING FOR IT IN THE WAY HE SPECIFIED?
I think I gave my plants a complex…
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THEY ARE ALSO THE ONLY PLANTS IN LONDON THAT SHAKE IN FEAR. I WAS NOT AWARE PLANTS COULD DO THAT.
I think I gave my plants a complex…
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I THINK THEY ARE STRESSED BY THE STANDARDS THEY ARE BEING HELD TO.
OTHER HOUSE PLANTS THAT I REAP LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOW PRETTY THEIR OWNER THOUGHT THEY WERE, NOT HOW MUCH THEIR OWNER YELLED AT THEM.
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I AGREE WITH YOU.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN YELLED AT BY PLANTS BEFORE. AND I AM NOT EVEN REAPING THEM AT THE MOMENT!
I think I gave my plants a complex…
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YES.
ma'am it is not even 6 am. on a saturday.
i knowwww
i was supposed to wake up later but idk something possessed me and now I'm awake
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I AM QUITE FAMILIAR WITH CROWLEY'S PLANTS, ALTHOUGH I DO NOT BELIEVE I HAVE HAD THE CHANCE TO SPEAK WITH THEM.
THEY END UP ON MY SCHEDULE QUITE OFTEN.
It's maybe an hour into the plant playdate, when the babylions reach out again.
Samael, I'm scared of death.
I don't want to doom...
...Meep?
Are we pretty and fabulous enough?
@thebabylions
Whoa, hey, where'd all this come from?
Look, uh... how do I explain death to little baby plants you don't have to be scared of Death. He's a decent guy. And, uh, he doesn't come for anyone until they're ready. So, there'll be no doom outside my building, alright?
And of course you're pretty and fabulous enough. Look at those leaves! So green! Great job!
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*He looks up and smiles. Well, okay, technically, his bony grin doesn't change at all. But it's the thought that counts.*
DID YOU KNOW THAT MY BODY IS OPTIONAL? PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY, IN EVERY PLACE ON EARTH. I AM EVERYWHERE.
THIS BODY IS A CHOICE I MADE, MY FORM SHAPED BY MY NATURE. I CAN BE INCORPOREAL IF I WISH IT. I CAN BE INVISIBLE.
HELLO CHILD. I HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE THAT YOU ARE HOPING TO GET A BODY AGAIN?
@rider-on-a-white-horse
uncle!! hi!!
yeah, i - I've decided to look for one. i can't take anyone else's - not with what happened last time - but. I'd like to form atleast a temporary connection.
i miss hugs, to be honest.
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Hi uncle!
Hugs
Bye uncle!
@avis-morningstar
HELLO AVIS. THANK YOU FOR THE HUG.
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HUGS ARE QUITE AN ENJOYABLE PART OF EXISTENCE; I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU MIGHT MISS THEM.
IF I CAN HELP AT ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO. WE MAY BE ABLE TO FIND YOU A BODY THAT FUNCTIONS SIMILARLY TO MINE.
HELLO CHILD. I HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE THAT YOU ARE HOPING TO GET A BODY AGAIN?
@rider-on-a-white-horse
uncle!! hi!!
yeah, i - I've decided to look for one. i can't take anyone else's - not with what happened last time - but. I'd like to form atleast a temporary connection.
i miss hugs, to be honest.
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I HAVE SEEN THOSE, YES. THEY ARE VERY CUTE. I QUITE ENJOY THE DEPICTION OF ME.
mister az! I have a new favorite human!
xoxo, Chalky!
@tswizzlenumber1
I HAVE NOTICED, MY FRIEND. SHE IS THE - SINGING ONE, RIGHT?
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IT IS VERY ADORABLE, I AGREE.
mister az! I have a new favorite human!
xoxo, Chalky!
@tswizzlenumber1
I HAVE NOTICED, MY FRIEND. SHE IS THE - SINGING ONE, RIGHT?
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I KNOW.
I HAVE TO HANDLE THE WILDLIFE AS WELL. NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE CONTRACTED OUT.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TEACH AN AQUATIC CREATURE TO HOLD A SCYTHE?
THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS!
mister az! I have a new favorite human!
xoxo, Chalky!
@tswizzlenumber1
I HAVE NOTICED, MY FRIEND. SHE IS THE - SINGING ONE, RIGHT?
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORKING TOGETHER DOES NOT MEAN IT WILL BE ANY EASIER ON THE HUMANS.
THE MORTALS NEVER FARE WELL WHEN ANY OF US FIGHT.
mister az! I have a new favorite human!
xoxo, Chalky!
@tswizzlenumber1
I HAVE NOTICED, MY FRIEND. SHE IS THE - SINGING ONE, RIGHT?
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MY VACATION IS GOING WELL.
OH DEAR. IT IS NEVER A GOOD THING FOR THE HUMANS WHEN YOU TWO WORK TOGETHER.
mister az! I have a new favorite human!
xoxo, Chalky!
@tswizzlenumber1
I HAVE NOTICED, MY FRIEND. SHE IS THE - SINGING ONE, RIGHT?
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GOOD FOR YOU, I AM GLAD YOU ARE HAVING FUN.
mister az! I have a new favorite human!
xoxo, Chalky!
@tswizzlenumber1
I HAVE NOTICED, MY FRIEND. SHE IS THE - SINGING ONE, RIGHT?
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mister az! I have a new favorite human!
xoxo, Chalky!
@tswizzlenumber1
I HAVE NOTICED, MY FRIEND. SHE IS THE - SINGING ONE, RIGHT?
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UNFORTUNATLEY, MY REPUTATION DOES OFTEN MAKE ME SEEM MEAN. I DO NOT TRY TO BE.
I WOULD LOVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU, LITTLE FLOWERS.
It's maybe an hour into the plant playdate, when the babylions reach out again.
Samael, I'm scared of death.
I don't want to doom...
...Meep?
Are we pretty and fabulous enough?
@thebabylions
Whoa, hey, where'd all this come from?
Look, uh... how do I explain death to little baby plants you don't have to be scared of Death. He's a decent guy. And, uh, he doesn't come for anyone until they're ready. So, there'll be no doom outside my building, alright?
And of course you're pretty and fabulous enough. Look at those leaves! So green! Great job!
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