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You want me to turn on automatic software updates? The thing that made Murderbot commit mass murder?

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The Murderbot Diaries (2024) Season 2 Episode 1

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The Murderbot Diaries (2024) Season 2 Episode 1

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Fuck you.

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Book one of The Murderbot Diaries, All Systems Red, is a survival mystery as a small team of scientists are faced with an unknown threat while trapped on an isolated, hostile planet, with no hope but to trust their second hand, possibly murderous, robot security.

Artificial Condition, book two of The Murderbot Diaries, is about two robots in a trench coat pretending to be human for a job interview.

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Murderbot: this job is stupid, this is all stupid, I hate it here, this sucks

Literally anyone: so you’re not going to help?

Murderbot: no, I’m gonna

Murderbot: (but I’m going to complain the whole time)

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You know, on my second read through I'm starting to think - and I mean this with all the love in my heart - that Murderbot might be a little bit of a dumbass

Head empty no thoughts just Sanctuary Moon

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One of the best moments in the whole series. Based on below:

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Important safety information about the eclipse on Monday

You *can* remove the eclipse glasses during totality; not before or after.

If you find yourself falling apart instead of falling in love, turn around, bright eyes.

It is no longer considered best practice to cut the beating heart out of a human chest at the top of a pyramid to bring the sun back; nowadays, they just short out a LUCAS device.

If you are imprisoned by an evil bishop, break out, and look for a hawk and a wolf who are in love.

Most critically - No matter what, do not buy any strange and exotic plants which mysteriously appear during the eclipse.

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This took me three days and my hand hurts so bad. y'all better reblog it

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Uluru blackh●le rise, me, pixel art, 2022

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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Sadly the video camera colors are not as nice. But I assure you he is very iridescent

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He wants some bread… 🥖🥐 Twitter I Instagram