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soo interesting zams new plan… continuing to be cruel and violent until everybody wants him banned, so he can push minute into doing it and get people to turn against him if he doesn’t ban zam… but what does zam get from this? for this to be in any way effective he needs to ramp up the cruelty to other players otherwise they’re just gonna keep on replying back “how is this minutes fault?”. they have to truly, genuinely want him gone, not just see him as a minor inconvenience. but zam said he doesn’t even like enacting this pointless cruelty, and besides, pointless cruelty was never the point of lifesteal - violence, yes, always violence, but against people who can fight back. it’s no fun if there’s no risk involved. but killing innocent weak players is what zam has to do, has been doing, to force minutes hand - so what is his goal?

his reaction to minute bringing up his admiration for zam’s s3 self was disdain, disbelief, dismissal - he can’t believe that minute would admire him, hates him for bringing it up in the first place, and he hated when vitalasy talked about s4 too. he hates his past selves, maybe even envies their naivety, with his jaded heart so set on hurting people - on lashing out. and now he’s so focused on getting minute to ban him it seems like he’s lost sight of his original goal. he’s trying to get proof that people hate him as much as he hates himself and minute and jumper and pentar won’t budge. they won’t give it to him

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Hermitcraft is like a nudist colony to me

Just hear me out okay

DSMP? Everyone had netherite armor, or at least diamond armor, and it was always the best enchantments possible

QSMP? I cannot express how armored up everyone there is. The children are wearing enough armor to kill a grown man

LifeSteal? I don't watch it but I only see screenshots of buffed Netherite

But Hermitcraft? Hermitcraft? Naked. 80% don't wear ANY armor, it's no wonder they die SO much. I think ive seen someone in netherite 2 times.

Bdubs why do you only wear chainmail pants. Rendog why are you in gold armor.

Like seriously, it's such a culture shock going from an anarchy-adjacent server to "Nudist colony of peace loving friends with a community made economy and also mailbox pipe bomb"

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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jokey jokes

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Arlecchino by Reine [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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Im going through a slump called "what the fuck do i even do anymore"

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Hello everyone and welcome to my deadly weapons corner. Jepexx is there too I guess

[process rambles & more pics under the cut!!!]

The gang’s all together!!!

Janky ass face & the first hair piece going into place

First successful horn! (That I then had to take down. On account of the band was fucked up)

#💀💀💀💀💀 #i thought this was mapicc frfr #its god damn joever for me bruh

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★★★

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Why do i feel like im on the edge of spiraling without doing anything

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I simply wish to befriend whishful. I see not why that is so difficult.

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Yes I ship them. Non-canonically. Yes I know they got together in canon, it was a terrible decision, it made the story much worse. I don't want them together in the story, I just ship them. What's confusing.

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Hi. I was just passing by and happened to see your minecraft mob designs. Just want to say that they are very coolHope you have a good day

Hii and thanks! I'm having a good day bc I have mommy ghast. Here's to you too 🤲🏻

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did a redraw of @helianss Clown and Leo on my English teacher’s white board (she likes them)

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Devotions end

end of s4 is so interesting

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one of the best/funniest dynamics on TV is antagonistic best friends who insult each other constantly but are immediately in cahoots whenever there’s a whiff of shenanigans. nothing better than two bozos bickering nonstop as they execute the stupidest plan you’ve ever heard

#ITS LITERALLY ME #ME MYSELF AND MY FRIEND #SCREW DUALITY DUO

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I hate x reader so much that my like lungs are shaking with unbridled cringe and misery while trying to read a post about one of my favorite smol fandoms

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I brought some food: favorite purple beans and meat pate