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rinrites · 2 days
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every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like
Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.
Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.
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the circus was in town that day 🤡
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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rinrites · 3 days
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(reposted to avoid backlash on the OP)
nobody's unlovable and loneliness isn't new, this just what happens when the first generation of men and boys allowed to say "I desire kindness" emerge at at same time as women and girls allowed to say "I don't owe men anything".
And they're both right, they're both correct- Masculine figures are allowed to ask to be treated gently and Feminine figures are allowed to decide who they share intimacy with.
The PROBLEM is men thinking "I deserve gentleness" is the same as "someone owes me intimacy".
Men need to start GIVING what they ask for.
If men were kinder and gentler, if we raised our boys with emotional literacy and taught them compassion and self-care and generosity, personal responsibility and concern for others, they wouldn't see WOMEN as a united monolith marching out to deny them their "right"- they'd have support networks and friendships of their own to rely on, not just a mom or a wife to dump all their needs onto.
Men being lonely isn't new. They're just allowed to talk about it now. And, coincidentally, the socially-conditioned second-class-citizen support role is rapidly vanishing.
We've yet to stabilize: its that instability that has people chewing at the rope.
It's a rough transition, but that's all it is. A step to something better.
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rinrites · 3 days
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recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild
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rinrites · 4 days
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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is
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rinrites · 4 days
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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor
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rinrites · 4 days
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need to look at the sketches vs finished product more often.... it's so funny to me :^]
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rinrites · 4 days
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medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.
me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you
peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali
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rinrites · 4 days
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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rinrites · 5 days
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they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior
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rinrites · 5 days
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rewatching elementary now with the knowledge Jonny Lee Miller had started with his own sobriety and recovery whilst filming is honestly transcendent. He is so GOOD. he is gut-wrenching. The scene where Sherlock explains his sobriety feels like a leaking faucet that requires constant maintenance and offers only not to drip in return - jlm does this thing with his voice where he's on the verge of tears but bored all at once. He's wrecked by a feeling he's utterly sick to death of having. It's such a compassionate performance. On another level it is truly crazy to me that we have so many Sherlock Holmes adaptations so eager to make Sherlock an addict, but Elementary is far and away the only adaptation that does that and takes the addiction seriously. Perhaps in part because of JLM's real life recovery, but we'll never know. On a rewatch, it's a lot :')
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rinrites · 5 days
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter
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rinrites · 5 days
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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.
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rinrites · 5 days
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All the Saw (2004) behind the scenes stuff is so funny because every single interview is something like "yeah our budget was six dollars and a shoelace but James Wan really wanted pyrotechnics so we gave Leigh Whannell a can of hairspray and a lighter and told him to go nuts."
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jade from my heart is a chainsaw walks the line of “fucked up mentally ill teen girl” so masterfully it makes me alternate between cringing so hard i crunch in on myself like an empty can of coke from the pain of my own “fucked up mentally ill teen girl” self being splattered so viciously across the page and screaming screaming screaming “SOMEONE HELP HER, SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO HER, PLEASE!!!!”
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