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Check your hand sanitizer y'all

#head in hands #thank god for the fda

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modern day scholars

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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In which there is the ringing of bells

#YAY NEW CHAPTER!! #everyone claps and cheers

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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

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having a blast at the permit office.

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

#whoever gets there first #if two or more people arrive at the same time and are all going straight then whoever’s on the right goes first #if two or more arrive at the same time and one is turning the one not turning goes first #there’s more specific situations are rules for those situations but I don’t feel like listing every possible four-way-stop combination

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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another volunteer at the cat shelter was telling me that the trick to socializing feral kittens is not to look at them because "if you don't show them your eyes they don't feel threatened" and i couldn't help but think of angels interacting with humans in the same way

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There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care

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slimecicle keeps going back to gay high school after he graduates it i think

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book: