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hes something like a god to me

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cracker barrel.... has fallen

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realistic general creepypasta headcanons

(requests are open!)

-they don’t live in a mansion together

-most of them (the ones that don’t depend on e.g technology like BEN) either live in abandoned factories, huts in the forest or something like that

-some have never met eachother, others simply work together for some missions because of their connection to the slenderman

-the slenderman isn’t a father figure to them, he is something between a boss and a blackmailer

-i think they are all absolutely loyal to him but simply because they have no other option. they know that the slender man could potentially kill them anytime if they were worthless to him

-they probably all smell bad

-some may use the chance to shower at their victims house if the kill was messy, some don’t bother (cough cough jeff cough)

-they survive from gas station or 7/11 food they either steal or buy with stolen money

-i don’t think the wounds they had before they became creepypastas can get infected or heal (jeff’s scars, toby’s face gash etc)

-not one of them is a small bean or a softie or whatever

-some are more empathetic than others but at the end of the day al of their empathy is extremely limited

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Wishing I could be Neil, 2006, banging out the tunes

#neil banging out the tunes #4/13 #HAPPY 4/13 QUEERS #homestuck day #homestuck 413

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This is how every mike wheeler (byler) stan feels

S5 needs to come ASAP

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speaking of will n hop. not enough people take advantage of will's stepdad being the town sheriff in fics. will is a mischievous little rascal that's not above breaking the law if it's fun. you think he wouldn't be a little demon and then bat his lashes and pout and 🥺🥺🥺 his way out of getting in trouble? what are the deputies gonna do, arrest or scold the sheriff's son? and who at school is gonna dare to try something with him if his daddy could knock anyone's lights out? if despite the whole all american 100% macho man air about him, he's not at all down with homophobia and would be sure to make that Very, Very clear? like. hewwo. the material is right there.

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They're taking it kind of rough

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very funny to me when some bylers say mike isn’t useless and how he does help (which of course is true and we see this on multiple occasions), but the second you suggest that hey maybe the party finds him useful and helpful and also appreciates him and maybe, just maybe, he’s important to them too, you’re shut down because god forbid mike be loved and wanted around by people in the show besides will. as if mike hasn't been The Leader multiple times. because will’s just blinded by love apparently and mike has nothing to offer except being a dumbass who just gets in the way /sar

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Jeff and his trademark catchphrase

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dub nikolai sounds like a my little pony character

#discord in a different font

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claim while you still can

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mike would've ruined the vibe if he was in hawkins. that's literally it. mike wheeler does not belong in a full scale horror he makes too many good choices, stops other people from making stupid choices, and constantly insults the big bad who gets outsmarted by a teenage boy so much that no one finds him scary at all anymore

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Something something Weezer refrence.

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i’ve literally only heard four episodes of night vale (i only started a couple weeks ago actually so good timing!) but i’m here for the #cecilsweep i need this fruit to win

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See Cecil VS Sans here!