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Thanatos, for the entire game: this is NOT because i like you 

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Jason: how do we know it’s really him?

Tim: tell us something only Bruce would know, not facts, real stuff

Bruce: Tim, whenever you mention someone I haven’t had oracle thoroughly background check I always have the slight thought in the back of my mind that they’re not a real person

Jason: thats too strange and oddly specific not to be you, but what the fuck is the context here?

Tim: you hire an actor and forge some legal records to lie to the authorities and him one time-

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Dick: How is everyone doing?

Jason: Well I’m breathing

Dick: Setting the bar pretty low huh?

Jason: Well it’s better than Tim anyways

Tim: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you

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I feel like if other superheroes were to find out that Tim had a crush on Conner it’d be because of a sleep-deprived, filterless Tim slipping up

Like, imagine a bunch of heroes crowded around a conference table talking about something to do with Conner’s DNA and his powers or whatever and someone just

random person, gesturing to the computer screen: yo Tim what’s your opinion on Conner’s genes

Tim, absently: Conner’s jeans? too tight. distracting

Dick, trying to decide whether to laugh or cry: Tim. buddy. his DNA genes

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Tim, texting discreetly on his phone:

Tim: hey b

Bruce: What is it. I’m busy.

Tim: how busy

Bruce: Busy with Clark.

Tim: 👽 🍆

Bruce: Stop.

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Tim: gremlin. r u back from your shonen tournament arc

Damian: I’m beating the Joker with a socket wrench.

Tim: owo

Damian: Please do not tell Father.

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Tim: jason r u available

Jason: What do you want, goober?

Tim: i need help i brought Bernard up on a gotham bank gargoyle to see the city and he kissed me and my grapple fell but he doesnt know so im playing it cool but we’re stuck up here please come help me can you climb the gargoyle and lower a grapple to me so he doesn’t see please help i don’t want to look like an idiot i will do anything 😞😞😞

Jason: You’re stuck on a gargoyle with your conspiracy theorist boyfriend?

Tim: ye :(

Jason: LOL

Tim: JASON

Jason: Alright just play it cool. I’ll come find you. But you owe me one.

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legit confused with how battinson would hold up with his soon to be extended family. in the dc comics we see his kids constantly clown on him cause they know he can take it. jason constantly waving his death certificate over bruce’s face? no biggie, he signed that himself. dick getting into an argument with him and calling him every scalding name in the book? bruce cursed like a sailor and probably taught him those. cass retreating into a blanket fort and refusing to speak with him? he’ll wait outside until she cools down to apologize.

but battinson? the man is one minor inconvenience away from a total breakdown all the time. his self esteem is in the dirt, he can’t look anyone in the eye, he doesn’t even know what he’s doing. so imagine his kids trying to assure him he’s doing a great job and him just curled up on the ground.

jason: b, it’s okay. sure i died but now i’m even beefier than you and the government won’t try to make me pay taxes :D

bruce: u have ptsd

jason: so does literally everyone else in this family

steph: wow u know i love your hair how is it holding its shape so well

bruce: i haven’t showered in 8 days

damian: father someone at the gala was looking at your behind and making lewd comments so i removed their eyes for you

bruce:

damian: because i care about you

dick: u know dami maybe some things are better left unsaid

damian: you are absolutely right grayson, how dare i voice my affection verbally. i’m getting soft. father, take these eyeballs and get out of my sight

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“jason todd is the angry robin” nope incorrect dick “snuck out of his new foster home in the middle of the night to track down and hopefully murder his parents’ killer” grayson is the angry robin who worked very very hard to turn himself into the symbol of hope and good that robin became and saying it’s jason is a disservice to both jason “robin gives me magic!! :D” todd and dick “i want to save the soul of gotham” grayson

“damian wayne is the scary robin” wrong again! tim “figured out batman and robin’s identity at 9 years old outstubborned batman to become robin beat ras al ghul and the league of assassins and is canonically the smartest member of effectively the smartest family on earth” drake is a terror with a mean streak that most of the robins don’t have and that is much much scarier for being calm and calculating and damian wayne deserves to have his enormous fucking heart recognized

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Tim: You like my personality?

Conner: I was surprised too

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You know, all you really need to know to understand Damian and Tim’s relationship in the comics is that one time Tim made a contingency plan to take Damian out in the event Damian became a threat and Damian’s reaction upon finding it was to go “how DARE he think this I would NEVER” before immediately trying to murder Tim with zero hesitation.

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i- pain

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when you’re dead but your baby brother gets outed against his will by your asshole cousin so you have to resurrect yourself to beat the shit out of him:

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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

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nick: thATS HOMOPHOBIC, HARRY. and i rEaLLy dONT LIKE YOU. happy birthday <333

me: