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Commissions for Bills

So doing a special for commissions right now were if you buy a Sketch, Flat, or Full Color you’ll get an additional character for free! Perfect for all your pairing needs. (Aka 2 Characters are free but 3 aren’t.) The deal is going on for just those category’s, if you want other commission like character sheets or full color+BG feel free to ask~!

Sketch

Half Body - $20.00

Full Body - $25.00

Flat Color 

Half Body - $35.00

Full Body - $45.00

Cell Shaded/Full Color 

Half Body - $50.00

Full Body - $60.00

 Very tight for money right now so trying to get some extra cash flow going. Please help Signal Boost~! Thank ye.

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PREORDERS FOR OUR FANTASY ARTBOOK ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN! 

Checkpoint is an original fantasy artbook featuring over 60 full colour illustrations from talented artists from all over the world! Join all these original characters in their exciting explorations, battles, charming encounters and adventures!

You can snag your copy here. Every order will receive a free wallpaper and you can also tip our artists if you wish :) 

Some important info : 

2 bundles are available : PDF only ($13) or physical copy of the zine + PDF ($20)

We’re offering different shipping options, tracked and untracked, and we ship internationally!   

Shipping begins mid august

The printing of the book is subject to reaching a sales quota. If the sales are not enough to fund the printing, whoever purchased the printed version will be given the option to downgrade to a digital version only (with a partial refund) or to receive a full refund. 

Preorders close on July 28th! 

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What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

PLEASE SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

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Financial difficulties (wanna help old prozd out?)

For the past few months, I’ve been struggling a bit financially.  I’ve been losing hours from my other job gradually, and I’ve had unexpected costs pop up (fixing my computer, car issues).  For whatever reason, I’ve been reluctant to post about it here, but at this point, I figure it’s worth a shot.

I know there are plenty of other better ways to spend your money.  But if you’ve enjoyed any of the stuff I’ve put out there and would like to help me out, it would be much appreciated.  I’m also perfectly willing to give you something back in return.

Here are some ways you can support me:

The best way is via Patreon because that is a monthly thing, so I could hopefully get to a steady point where I don’t need to worry.  How it works is you pledge a certain amount of money each month, and you can get personal voice acting requests from me for doing so.  It’s $3 for one voice acting request and $5 for two voice acting requests.  If you pledge at least $1, you enter a monthly drawing where the winner gets 3 voice acting requests.  You can see examples of what people have requested here.

I am extremely thankful to the people who are currently pledging.  If this sounds like something you’d be interested in, you can go to my Patreon page.

I am also curious to hear if they are any other possible kinds of rewards that people would be interested in.  I honestly don’t know what people want, but if there is demand, I can add it.

I also take straight-up voice acting commissions if you’re interested in just a one-time thing.  Email me at [email protected] with the subject line “Voice Acting Commission” and we will work out the details and pricing together.

There’s also the option of just donating to me through Paypal, which I’m the least keen on cause I’d prefer to do some voice acting for you, but if you just want to donate, I will gladly accept.  You can go here to donate, or if that doesn’t work, there is a button on the side of my main page.

And if you don’t have any money to spare, but still want to help out, just keep sharing and reblogging and enjoying my work as you have been.  Every little bit helps, and I’m very grateful for all of the support. 

You can also follow me on Twitter, my personal Tumblr, my YouTube channel, my Instagram, and my Vine.  It may sound silly, but even that can help me out just by allowing me to share my content with a larger audience.  But only if you’re interested, obviously.

Okay, that’s it, sorry for the long spiel.  If you do decide to help me out, thank you very much. 

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Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

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This is actually sickening. Where are the people who donated to rebuild the church in France?

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Literally everyone at the thought of e3: 😪

E3 but with Keanu Reeves

Literally everyone: 👁👅👁💦💦💧

#Op.....listen....its keanu reeves.....

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lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

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spider-man: venom! i don’t know what you’re up to, but i’m here to stop it

venom: i’m taking pictures of myself for a fetish website for money, parker

venom: that a problem

spider-man: uh

spider-man: no i suppose not

spider-man: how good’s the money in that

venom: you appeal to a completely different demographic, parker

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If y’all wanna know the true power of hate, just remember that Alan Turing, the breaker of the enigma code in WWII, was driven to suicide by being forced to undergo chemical castration as a punishment for his homosexuality.

Historians say he saved 14 to 21 million lives.

I’d also like to say in the time we studied WWII in school, the history textbooks never mentioned him. I had never heard of the guy until I watched “The Imitation Game” which I 110% recommend you watch if you haven’t.Alan Turing was a blessing to humanity who saved (once again) 14 to 21 million lives, and he is left out of history because he was gay.

And this is just one example?? So many brilliant and heroic people are left out of history because of their race, their gender, their sexuality, their religion, and it’s just because some bigots in positions of influence get to decide what parts of history are remembered.

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i guess he at least looks like he can pull off customer service now…

#god.......look at him........ look at my disaster boy

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when the capitalists die out either thru global warming or revolution will we be able to start homegrown internet

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Idk. Makes me feel good when my favorite game developer doesn’t shy away from being unapologetically progressive and on the right side of history

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Commissions are open again now that my finals are over <3

Terms and conditions:

I will start working on your piece after payment.

I will send you an invoice with which you will pay me.

The regular time limit to a piece completion is about 1-2 weeks.

If something comes up and your piece can’t be done in under 2 weeks, I will let you know beforehand.

Once I start working on the piece, you will get snapshots of my progress as I work on it in your email.

This is a digital copy and you won’t be getting a physical version of it.

If you have any issues with the piece email me.

I will probably post the commission on all of my social media, if that makes you uncomfortable or if you disagree with that let me know in an email.

Contact me at [email protected]

All of the commissions are for non-commercial use.

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Ok but I really love how the LOTR films use colors/costume design to show Denethor’s power over the other characters

Like: every character in LOTR has their own set of Characteristic Colors™. Denethor’s Characteristic Colors™ are desaturated black and grey:

. These aren’t necessarily Gondor’s colors (I’ll get to that in a minute) but they’re definitely his. In The Two Towers’ flashback scene, Gondor’s soldiers are dressed in Denethor’s black/grey, including Boromir:

But when Boromir leaves Gondor– and is free from needing to carefully Perform in front of his father– he starts wearing his own Characteristic Colors™ instead. These colors are royal red, gold and blue:

(Literally wearing your true colors)

Meanwhile Faramir, unlike Boromir, doesn’t wear Denethor’s colors in the flashback. He wears his own Characteristic Colors™, which are brown/green, bc Faramir does not do what Denethor wants him to do…

….until ROTK, when Faramir surrenders to his father’s will and exchanges his characteristic brown/green armor for black/grey armor. It’s like his identity is stripped away

Similarly, Pippin’s Characteristic Colors™ are blue/green:

But when he enters Denethor’s service:

No individual expression allowed

“But black and grey with no accents are Gondor’s colors–” Nahhh I don’t buy  Denethor’s anti-color propaganda. When Aragorn replaces Denethor, the first thing he brings back is colorful fashion

Aragorn doesn’t wear black and grey, like Denethor did. He wears things that merge the black/white of Gondor with the sort of royal red/blue/gold of Boromir’s characteristic colors

And so at last the tyranny of Denethor’s drab fashion sense was ended

#the commentary is really insightful and good but op just had to add the white diamond comment #like tru buT #im gonna kermit

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