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do u think the baby is going to grow out of looking so exhausted and decrepit, in a way not unlike Yoda from Star Wars, or is that just what devon rexes look like sometimes? (written with extreme affectionate towards this new little beast)

well to answer that, let's look at his mother

and his father - who I owe an apology to! this is a complete tangent, but I thought the other stud at the cattery had cucked him, because Belphegor has white spotting but neither of his parents do. which is genetically impossible (it's a co-dominant, not a recessive, meaning it would always be visible)

but those bat ears of his father, with their notched flanges, are so weird and distinctive! you can see that Belphegor has them, and nearly all of his littermates do too

SO NOW I'm thinking, the father has to have some white spotting that just isn't visible in his photo! right? like a white tail-tip, or a single white toe on his back foot, or maybe a locket on his chest? I've become an ear truther

but what was the original ask, I got completely distracted by the cuckoldry speculation. oh yeah, aging, yeah I think Belphegor will grow up to look noble and beautiful like his mother and his (maybe) father

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how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers

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Me if I were a dog

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the boomerang was haunted by a hair stylist rated 0.7 on yelp. not that dib knew, of course

#oh noooo #iz

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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who scare.. of big bad piendish..

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#KROKOOOOOOO #die anstalt

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#we're very close! as of rn 1 needs a few more votes

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"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

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nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

#me hating the powerpuff girls bc an old ''friend'' of mine was a huge fan #tbf there's some legit trauma there but the ppg thing is funny #especially because ive never actually seen it but i obviously love woy and kid cosmic and i liked fosters home when i was a kid #so in all likelihood i Would really enjoy it. but i refuse on principle