all I can say is I had a lot of spare time today.
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FACT:
people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia
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I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick
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u know what? imma hold my own hand 😤
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how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves
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